what would be worse: finding out yo dad cheated on your mom or your mom cheated on yo dad?

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  1. Harry Gibbs

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    it would be terrible to lean that yo mom was super horny and let some other dude slide his dick in her mouth and vagina and, let's be honest, most likely her asshole, too. way worse than finding out your dad railed some young poon.
     
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    I'd be pissed about both, but for some reason my mom would be worse. Gut feeling.

    Blame society's expectations about women's sexuality. I've been brainwashed.
     
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    It was the 60s. Everybody was fucking everybody. They were probably swingers.
     
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    it's the reality of the situation man. some dude railing your mom's puss and grunting and sweating on her face only to finally ejaculate on her titties or stomach would be horrible. and the idea that the same guy watched your mom wipe off his baby batter with a kleenex from her stomach while he was thinking of making a sandwich is salt in that wound.
     
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    i wish i were alive in the 60s. mad sex. hairy bushes. few bj's were given. lots a catholics.
     
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    That was a horrible visual you just made me visualize!
     
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    Worse if it was mom. Men are weak, we can't help it. Our brains are wired to think about procreation all of the time. Women are different - they don't need sex nearly as much as men do. If mom cheated, that means she thought it over for awhile and made a conscious decision to do it. Men do it without thinking about the consequences.
     
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    uh oh.

    #universityoftexas
     
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    I agree with everything dinkus has said
     
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    I could see either. I wouldnt really be upset.
     
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    I really hope that my dad got some side poon my mom is a disaster.
     
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    Few blowjobs were given in the sixties?
     
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    I've said the same for years. My mom is kinda Tom boyish. My dad always was friends with hot chicks. I always hoped he banged some of them
     
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    If my dad cheated on my mom, I'd break his nose.

    They've been married since 69'. I always catch em being all cute n' lovey. I can't imagine it tho. And my mom? nigga please. She don't even know what marijuana is. Biggest goodie two shoes there is.
     
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    both are dead. who cares anymore?
     
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    pretty sure my dad's been to a coupla hewers
     
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    Fucking Dinkus. You had to get that descriptive about mom?
     
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    ooooofah
     
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    As far as disaster I mean it in relation to her horrendous personnality and mean streak.

    If my pops called and said there was a "horrible accident" I would tell him to shut the fuck up and come over. I'd dispose of her carcass and give him a solid alibi. Allegedly. :eek:
     
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    this
     
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