Entertainment What would be worse for you as a parent?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Shivvy, Feb 20, 2016.

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Tougher too loose

  1. 6 month old

    18.6%
  2. 10 year old

    60.5%
  3. Chriza is a step dad to someone more mature than he is

    37.2%
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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    Having a child die at 6 months old or having a child die at age 10

    I just argued with my wife over this. She refused to commit to an answer.

    For me it is easy.

    Go ahead...
     
  2. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    The good news is, Shiv, either way, you just saved a shitload of money on the kid's college!:cheer:
     
  3. JessOnCrack

    JessOnCrack Check out my maniacal laugh! Banned User

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    Is still born an option? Lol
     
  4. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    Is it a masculine child or a feminine child?
     
  5. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    Adopted or biological child?
     
  6. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Feel good thread of the day!
     
  7. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    Is the child "smoke damaged?"
     
  8. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    You have a really good relationship at home, don'tcha?
     
  9. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    Is the child "special needs?"
     
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  10. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Tell your wife DbD says hi and 10 year old is the right answer.
     
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    Mr Cachexic Well-Known Member Banned User

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    is the 10 year old adopted child black, 6'6 already and sensational at basketball?
     
  12. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    Were you implicated in the death of a child recently @Shivvy ?
     
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    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    I'm calling CPS just in case.
     
  14. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Wow
     
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    Crap, I hit the wrong button. It's clearly the 10 year old.
     
  16. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    "Good morning honey. Did you sleep OK last night? I was wondering... Would you rather have your 6 month old child or 10 year old child die?"
     
  18. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I hope you're trolling and this conversation with your wife never actually took place.

    If it did, the mystery about your wife's lack of interest in sex with you is solved.
     
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  19. Walygatr

    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    Depends

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  20. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    What was your answer? :munch: