What would be your next career now that you've experienced the one your in?

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  1. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    i'm stuck behind a desk & the highlite is client meetings...
    i'm thinking tugboat captain running around the harbor or a train engineer would be cool also.
     
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    federal law enforcement
     
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    Pedophile priest or circus clown.
     
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    Sportfishing charter boat captain
     
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    I shoulda been a marine biologist
     
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    or architect
     
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    hhahahaha
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    i've got a few clients in the fbi/dea & ice agents, they all make in the 150k range & seem pretty happy.
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    ya, now you're talking, fuk that would be a great day...i had a client who went belly up doing that tho.
     
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    I probably should have re-upped with the USMC and then went to the Feds

    but I got a taste of working at the bars and clubs in NYC, and it was all over :facepalm:
     
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    i have enough skeletons in my closet now so I'm thinking GOP Presidential candidate
     
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    porn producer, accounting is boring
     
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    Snail brain surgeon.
     
  14. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    better work on dumbing it down also
     
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    biochemist. wanted to change careers after one semester of biochem. but i didn't think there was much money in it.
     
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    how hard is it to answer every question with "I can't go into specifics now, but rest assured we have a plan and we will create 13 million new jobs!" ?
     
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    Yea, hard to make a living. If I knew I'd be single and have no kids at this point in life, I'd probably have gone for it.

    Now, I'm just to settled to think about giving it any serious thought.
     
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    i wouldnt mind being a college prof. hang with co-eds everyday & they fucking worship the male profs who pay them any attention.
    plus the workload is cake, biggest scam career with best benies...damn.
     
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    or just keep answering hope & change will fool the masses also...
     
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