What would Beth have done?

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  1. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    This guy filmed it, instead of helping. Douche.
    [video=youtube;MXzHIzZBLlo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXzHIzZBLlo[/video]
     
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    Tweeted a pic of herself with the goat after it was saved.
     
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    Izzat a boy goat, or a girl goat? :c

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    She would have taken off her 700 dollar shoes and jumped in. :D
     
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    "Are goats supposed to be out this time of year?
     
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    lol
     
  7. Beth Eats Hay

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    She would first set up a camera pointing toward the scene, then jump in. Not knowing how to navigate through what Beth described as "wet stuff", she hit her oversized head on the rocks. The softer of the two substances (the rocks) begin to crumble, causing an avalanche.....killing both animoes:(

    She then exits the water searching for a red carpet to be photographed on.
     
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    She wouldnt ask Howard to jump in and save it. He almost let Bianca drown. Fuckin' pussy!!
     
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    Her $700 goatskin-lined boots.
     
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    only if there was a red carpet that lead to the goat
     
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    Dumb ass can't tell when a horse is protecting the herd, bet he can now.
     
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    [h=2]What would Beth have done?[/h]
    I suppose that depends on her basis for morality. I had a give-and-take with her on Twitter concerning aspects of consequentialism and deontology, unfortunately I brought up Immanuel Kant's notion of the categorical imperative and that put an end to the discussion. She refuses to acknowledge the work of Kant because she thinks his name is "Icky".
     
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    Dude, wtf are you talking about. You just took a hard right turn into whogivesashitville.
     
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    The same thing she did with the owl - watch someone else rescue it, then alert the media and take all the credit for herself.
     
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    will you look at this face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what is going on between the nose and her mouf? the lower half looks frozen!

    i was so nervous watching the vid but i think it was staged, the man filming it didn't seem too nervous. i couldn't stand hearing the little goat baaaaah.:bigcry:
    this is the reason i can't eat meat of any kind (like howard, i'm a "pescatarian" or whatever the hell he means).... but i don't tell other people what to do. i just can't do it!
    there's a thin line that seperates eating dogs and cats and eating cows, lambs and pigs. i used to love bacon:bigcry:now i can't go near it.
     
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    I doesn't really matter. The goat turned into snake food.

    [video=youtube;h-F5JKoF0I8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-F5JKoF0I8[/video]
     
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    That is amazing!

    I always thought going in the water was a 'human concept'.

    I wonder how those animals figured it out.
     
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    Howard had to take of his boots...and his hair! :wigtip:
     
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    :lol: