what would go through your mind the minute before you were to be executed?

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  1. iloveyoubut

    iloveyoubut Well-Known Member

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    I look at these IS IS people executing others. Imagine if you were going to be burned alive? Would you pray? Think of pain? My bowels would have turned to jelly.
     
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    pickles3000 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Don't ask me why.

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    What the hell am I doing in Syria and why does my breath smell like hummus??
     
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    njguy8 Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'd think about what's coming next. An existence on a different level.
     
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    greyt Well-Known Member

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    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    Probably relief.
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    JOHN DENVER floating around Gold

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    hoping I deleted my history
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Hopefully a bullet rather than a knife.
     
  10. stanggirl

    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement

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    Ugh..it is so awful.

    I know I'm simplifying shit....but why can't we just swoop in and kill all those mofo's??
     
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    ClumpyStern HSS-clean since Dec 2011 VIP

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    That I wish winst or Benjy could take my place.
     
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    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    "did I leave something on the stove?"
     
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    I would never be caught alive. Go out on my own terms
     
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    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room Gold

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    probably think of loved ones and friends and say a small prayer or something like that.
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    To hard to imagine... I assume thoughts on how I could escape and just rip one of the eyeballs out of their heads before I was shot from behind. Oh, or early release for good behavior?
     
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    I would cross my fingers and hope it's quick.
     
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    I can answer that for you now...


    Nope.
     
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    Now that that is cleared up I can plan my vacation to the Syrian countryside.
     
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    My last thoughts would be......

    I wonder what all of the ladies of the Shed look like nude and how come none of them were kind
    enough to send me a topless shot to beat off to?
     
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    :woot:
     
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