What would happen if Artie posted here?

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  1. Phantom Lord

    Phantom Lord Well-Known Member

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    A year or so ago Crazy Cabbie was posting here and then couldn't take the attacking so he bailed. We now have John who almost seemed to leave us last week when he was under attack from the minority not the majority. It then got me to think about Artie. The guy has this new Podcast that he needs to promote. He seems to be working out of his condo so he should have a bunch of free time.

    Lets say he does decide to register and post some messages on the Dawgshed forum as a way to promote his podcast. What do you think will happen? Will he get welcomed or barraged with Howard wig questions like John does?

    We know he won't bad mouth Howard. However, with all of the funny people and characters on this board he could fit right in. I could see him becoming friends with people like Gary Puppet and Arm. Just curious to see what everyone else thinks.
     
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    deadbeat Well-Known Member

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  3. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    We would all get a contact buzz
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    That would be awesome, but it will also never happen.
     
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    Drungle VIP Extreme Gold

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    He and Cygnus would bond over faking suicides for attention.
     
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    He would charge us 6 bucks to post in his threads.
    :artiejj:
     
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    jokeland Well-Known Member VIP

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    Artie isn't doing work he isn't getting paid to perform
     
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  8. ILOOKLIKEBETH

    ILOOKLIKEBETH ever since than i've been the champ

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    id call him a fag
     
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  9. Mulletude

    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    Artie? I'm holding out for this guy. C'mon Jokeman, how bout Jackie Post-man?:

    [​IMG]
     
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    There would be a lot of fat jokes and drug jokes.
     
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    captbill Well-Known Member

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    There is a difference between laughing WITH someone and laughing AT someone. With Cabbie, we were laughing AT him. He has no-talent other than being an outcast. Stuttering John has some talent and when I watch him do the interviews I laugh WITH him. Artie is also someone with talent, he just screws his life up.

    No, I don't think he should come here. At this time of his life it would not be good for him. Good that Cabbie is gone. I enjoy John and hope he is not gone.

    I don't know the number of people registered on this site, but if it is 1,000 and only 10% make a funny comment each day, then the output of humor is much greater than John or Artie can produce even if they have writers working with them. Comedy is not easy and when done well is very entertaining. I never thought Leno was funny. I liked Carson and like Letterman. But that is just my opinion. Others may differ.
     
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    This place would get a lot less funny.
     
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    This site ain't built for that kind of volume.
     
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    Loved Artie on the show, but he is a pussy. He still lathers up Howard's asshole today, even after he was dumped by the show.

    Stuttering John would seem edgy compared to Artie on Dawg's.
     
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    OV Rapscallion

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    He wouldn't last long, but while here he'd still be about the 500th funniest fucker in the Shed

    And the lumpylawyer would be forever white knighting him.
     
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    the shed cholesterol would go way up
     
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    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    kind of like stuttering john,tons of people trying to talk to him.
     
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    Maybe art could just jpeg it to us.
     
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    This is EXACTLY what would happen:[​IMG] He would pucker up and smooch Wiggy's bony white ass for all of us to witness. Nothing more, nothing less. Artie has proven this time and time again.
     
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    Lets face it no one whos worked for Howig and is still in the biz is gonna talk shit about him.

    They really loved their time on the show and appreciated the opportunity.

    Bob Levy talked shit and look how it worked out for him.