what would happen if Jesus made his return today?

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    what would the Christians do? seeing as how Jesus spoke of peace and was anti-war, what would the republicans do?

    would he be considered crazy?
     
  2. Oderus

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    He made his return years ago. In Harlem. He was mugged and beaten within hours. He lives under a bridge somewhere.
     
  3. Cheri

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    Oderus you racist :facepalm:
     
  4. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    [video=youtube;lwlogyj7nFE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwlogyj7nFE[/video]
     
  5. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    More shitty lies
     
  6. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    There was nothing racist in that post. :fil:
     
  7. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    He'd be locked up
     
  8. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    omg that was the most racist post ive ever seen oderus post
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Baltimore Mike would cuckold him
     
  10. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    I would ask jesus to help shitty with his lying problem
     
  12. Cheri

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    He would have a lot of questions to ask Oderus.
     
  14. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    He was considered a crazy troublemaker back then, and he would be considered a crazy troublemaker today. You would kill him like you did before. Nothing's different, aside from technology.
     
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    According to the Bible, the Antichrist will have made his appearance before Christ does again ... If you're one to believe the Bibles accounting, things will be pretty rough here by the time Christ makes his reappearance .. So, people may indeed embrace him more than you might think
     
  16. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    i think youre right
     
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    shitty killed Jesus?!?!?!?!?
     
  19. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :bigthink
     
  20. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Oderus killed Cheerios :grad: