what would happen if Jesus made his return today?

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    what would the Christians do? seeing as how Jesus spoke of peace and was anti-war, what would the republicans do?

    would he be considered crazy?
     
  2. Oderus

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    He made his return years ago. In Harlem. He was mugged and beaten within hours. He lives under a bridge somewhere.
     
  3. Cheri

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    Oderus you racist :facepalm:
     
  4. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    [video=youtube;lwlogyj7nFE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwlogyj7nFE[/video]
     
  5. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    More shiv lies
     
  6. Oderus

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    There was nothing racist in that post. :fil:
     
  7. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    He'd be locked up
     
  8. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    omg that was the most racist post ive ever seen oderus post
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Baltimore Mike would cuckold him
     
  10. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    I would ask jesus to help shiv with his lying problem
     
  12. Cheri

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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    He would have a lot of questions to ask Oderus.
     
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    He was considered a crazy troublemaker back then, and he would be considered a crazy troublemaker today. You would kill him like you did before. Nothing's different, aside from technology.
     
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    According to the Bible, the Antichrist will have made his appearance before Christ does again ... If you're one to believe the Bibles accounting, things will be pretty rough here by the time Christ makes his reappearance .. So, people may indeed embrace him more than you might think
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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  17. Shivvy

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    i think youre right
     
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    Shiv killed Jesus?!?!?!?!?
     
  19. Shivvy

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    :bigthink
     
  20. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    Oderus killed Cheerios :grad: