News What would happen if the US and Canada went to war?

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  1. SuperFarts

    SuperFarts Well-Known Member

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    Eh?
     
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  3. bennymuso

    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature

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    Britain would step in on the side of Canada and we'd win.
     
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    The U.S. Would become a lot bigger?
     
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    TheMercenary Collecting Light Gold

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    That's a cute thought.

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  7. SuperFarts

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    We???

    No @bennymuso !!!

    Youre on our side mother effer!!!
     
  8. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    We would never let our colony Canada secede from the USA in the first place.
     
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    Its a bizzare premise but those poor Canucks wouldnt stand a chance.
     
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    America doesn't wage war with white countries anymore. They'd destroy us in minutes I would assume. Although we did beat your asses in the 1800's so there's that.
     
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    Tried before and failed.
     
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    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature

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    Queen and country son, Queen and country.
     
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    Canadians couldn't even get rid of the French. Could probably send a division of Cub Scouts w/ sling shots and hurtful words to take over that country.
     
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    Canada would no doubt bring in Alpha Flight while the Avengers were in space taking on The Kree and the U.S. would be fucked.

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    I saw the video on the news a few hours ago; when I read the title to your thread I knew you were referring to this.
     
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    as a Canadian I would have no problem whatsoever with a Canadian goose genocide. kill them all
     
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    Our HNIC would spend decades trying to win the hearts and minds of the Canadian people. Try to convince them that basketball is modern man's sport, but they'll still insist hockey is a game of peace. Citizens will clamor for us to drop the bomb, but it will prove difficult as we have a vested interest in their vast maple syrup resources. We'll claim that we want to destroy Tim Horton's, but won't take any meaningful steps to do so and they will continue to funnel in sleeper agents. A presidential candidate will come along declaring that he wants to ban all polite people from entering the country until we figure things out and our press and cuckolded population will call him a racist. If we don't do something soon, our entire population will become lily white and start speaking with proper grammar. Z's will become Zeds and we'll all be saying aboot.

    It's a slippery slope, I hope you brought your snow shoes.
     
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    Haha, totally. :)
     
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    Hal would be stationed in front of his local Horton's defending every last donut