What would have been J. Rambo's sentence for only being picked up by the sheriff?

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  1. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    If he cooperated once he was arrested vs kicking everyone's ass.

    The police would have had to make up a whole bunch of shit for him to get convicted because all he did at that point was turn around at the bridge and walk back into town.

    What could the judge possibly do?
     
  2. Mr Sinister

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    never thought about it that way
     
  3. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    You think too much.
     
  4. Billy Brown

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    That movie would have sucked if that happened.
     
  5. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    they would tell the judge he was acting suspicious, refused to give ID, resisted arrest. The judge wouldn't believe his "I was just walking, minding my own business" story

    30 days in jail
     
  6. babybear

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    our Sheriff Joe would have got him for something.
     
  7. LonghornJ

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    You know, Luke Skywalker should have just finished off the Wampa and stayed in his sheltered lair until the next morning instead of running out in to that blizzard and winding up stuffed in a TaunTaun.
     
  8. Dirty South

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    Planted a gun and some drugs, pointed the gun at officer etc. etc. etc. 10 years at least. Crazy fuckin PTSD vets... :ufacepalm:
     
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    In the book he goes before the judge and I believe it was 30 days and a fine
     
  10. Daveindiego

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    30 dollar ticket.

    But in those days, 30 bucks was a lot of money. :c