What would Howard do if Berryface moved to LA to be with Sam Simon??

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  1. Mutt Sucks

    Mutt Sucks New Member Banned User

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    He would divorce Beth and marry Ralph.
     
  2. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    Start jacking himself off? :dontknow:
     
  3. sfgirl

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    He would rejoice in the fact there is one less person on the Stern payroll.
     
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    Sam is to powerful to mess with, and Ralph knows too much. He would have to wish him well.
     
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    I don't know what Howard would do, but I'd hire an Interventionist for Sam.
     
  6. crazypreacher

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    He could get dressed in the dark and do better thank berry.
     
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    Start wearing a new TOP?
     
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    Stern would have a breakdown. He's a grown man with his own "stylist". Ralph played him good and probably will squeeze a few more bucks out of Stern before leaving. :jj:
     
  9. crazypreacher

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    Dressing like a hipster is fashion? Sup Bud.
     
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    The spring is nice here in the armpit but I hear it just lasts like 2 weeks and then gets fuckin Saudi hot the next 6 months. :dontknow:
     
  11. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Yeah it's a desert but I love it.
     
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    I don't know what he would do in his personal life, but he would definitely change the number of dependents he claims on his taxes.
     
  13. HORSETOOTHED

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    Make up with Andy Dick.
     
  14. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    Ralph's got it made, all he has to do is organize a closet and dress a clueless, aging rich guy and pick up a paycheck, which I'm sure is ample...plus Ralph picks up bonus cash by Howard doing AGT (he's probably on the networks payroll for Howie's "wardrobe stylist") and has plenty of access to showbiz people like Sam Simon and Jon Favreau, etc...what a life.
     
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    Wig tech.
     
  16. Uncle Larry

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    Would Howard expect Sam to ask permission first, like Leno was supposed to do with John? Maybe Howard's wardrobe would evolve from the skater guy clothes he wears today.
     
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    Gay guys love group sex so it would give Howard incentive to go to Cali, hang with his Hollywood pals and get banged.
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    Mole-Man's job for Wiggy has ZERO to do with his clothes. His procurement for Howard and Sam is of a different sort.




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