What would howard have to do to win you back as a hardcore fan?

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  1. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    Dump beth?
    work 5 days a week
    throw a huge howard con party
    hamptons mansion party (swimming,bowling all day)
    bring artie back?
    bring jackie back?
    fire benjy?
    pull of his wig?



    wha wha wha what could he do to win you back?
     
  2. Herc

    Herc New Member

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    It's over for me. He's been exposed as a money grubbing star fucking Zionist sellout. Who hates the "Little People" AKA (His current and former fans and employees). And everyone else who can't afford to live the good life in the Hampton's . . .

    Even if he did everything you mentioned above. I still can't get the contempt I have for him out of my system after all these years . . .
     
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  3. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I am a hardcore fan.
     
  4. ClumpyStern

    ClumpyStern HSS-clean since Dec 2011 VIP

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    Violate the fundamental laws of the universe by turning back time to before he proved beyond the shadow of doubt that he's always been a lying douche.
     
  5. Stinkfist

    Stinkfist Well-Known Member

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    I can't answer that because 'un-Imusing' oneself is as unlikely as curing cancer.
     
  6. CAPTAIN KIRK

    CAPTAIN KIRK New Member

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    I would have to "F" the skull of his dead wife, then maybe..
     
  7. Wozardking

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    Retire.
     
  8. ELMACO510

    ELMACO510 Resident Asshole VIP

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    take pictures with his camera whilst I fuck the horse. no foto shopping tho.
     
  9. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    Hire Jackie, John, KC and a few others... even as a trial.

    Swallow pride and go back to FM (AM?)
     
  10. Sleep

    Sleep I Only Drink Caucasian Water DawgShed News

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    Nothing.
    I checked out 4 years ago. I get it that some folks lose their edge, but this fucker did a 180 and became everything he used to shit on.
    Fuck him, fuck the goldigging whore, fuck uppity Bababooey, fuck Fred and his fake laugh , fuck Robin for being Robin, fuck em all.
     
  11. DogStar69

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    He'll never have me as a hardcore fan, but if he does all of the above I will listen, but never pay for the show again. I would be one of those 10 extra people he counts for every one that does listen.
     
  12. DearLawd

    DearLawd Well-Known Member

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    A start would be to work a minimum of 4 days a week....but even then it may be too late.
     
  13. Robert Higgins

    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

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    His wife could lick my balls, OH!
     
  14. Time Bandit

    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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    ^this
     
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    guruhugz Well-Known Member

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    I cannot imagine the show getting better. I do not listen any more.
     
  16. shitba

    shitba Shot Dead VIP

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    .....
     
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  17. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...fuck him theres no going back. i listen now hoping he will put on a show once in a while but now a days i just have to enjoy knowing hes dragging his ass thru his days when he does go to work. i was pissed at him about 1 1/2 year in and cancelled because i thought fuck this, pay for radio and hes always on vacation, then he made the comment that he'll piss all over his fans if he wants to and that was all i needed to hear. nah i listen out of habit but he can quit tomorrow and i wouldnt give a shit. ill piss all over howard stern if i want to.
     
  18. ARM

    ARM Well-Known Member

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    All I would ask for at this point to salvage a shred of dignity would be to FIRE Benjy and HIRE Adam Carolla as the full time third mic comic.
     
  19. CAPTAIN KIRK

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    Adam's already establishing his own media empire with his Ace Broadcasting Podcasting several shows already on the roster. He doesn't need the soon to be defunct HowardTV..
     
  20. ARM

    ARM Well-Known Member

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    Yeah I know, I'd just take him sitting once a week if I could via ISDN. When he was on Howard for FULL shows they were the funniest ones from end to end I can remember. i just want one more taste of that.