Stern Show What would Howard's tombstone read if he died?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by HorseVsPelican, Feb 6, 2016.

  1. HorseVsPelican

    HorseVsPelican Well-Known Member

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    "Beloved father and famous radio kike"
     
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    "Piss Here"
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    Here lies pelicanman
     
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    "I pissed on my fans, please return the favour".
     
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    Should just be a big giant nose sticking out of the ground
     
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    Howard will need two tombstones, one for his body and one for his massive ego.
     
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    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    I'M BETTER THAN LENO
     
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    Here I sit, broken hearted, came to shit, but only farted.
     
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    I really died in 2009.
     
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    It really was a wig.
     
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    "Here lies fartman
    with his uncoverd ass
    had a ton of money
    and not an ounce of class"
     
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    Here I Lie
    Stuffed like a Pig
    Smart people knew
    It was always a Wig
     
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    "Last of a dying breed..."
     
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    Howard Allan Stern
    Dates here.
    Father. Husband.
     
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    Instead of spending money on flowers, please donate to NSAL. Thank yewwww.
     
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    I did AGT as a goof :grad:
     
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    How big is your cock?

    Do you do this because you hate your dad?
     
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    Anything else, Robin?

    We've said it all, we've said too much.
     
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    America's Corpse
     
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