What would it take for Howard to be cool in your eyes again?

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  1. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Grabbing womens tits again?

    Fighting with big name celebs over the phone or in person?

    Telling Robin to shut up?

    Retiring?
     
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    Be equine-free.
     
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    Being honest about what he does do.
     
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    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :facepalm:
     
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    Bring back Jackie. That would be a step in the right direction.
     
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    He could leak a 1080p copy of The Dark Knight Rises onto the internet for me to download
     
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    be the one to kick Yoko out'

    then spill ALL the beans on the air.



    although in real life i would consider that a super-shitty thing to so, in this case, to behave like such a cad would be awesome!
     
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    Dump his wife.
     
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    Buy a Harley and eat a cheeseburger!
     
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    Sadly nothing he can do to be cool again. He's jumped the shark. :nocheer:
     
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    And Jackie gets to say what he really thinks...
     
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    Honestly, if Howard was somehow able to see himself today from his viewpoint in, say, 1996, and came on the air and came clean about it, I'd be thrilled. I've seen it happen with actual human beings before: douche bags who used to be cool sometimes wake up. Sometimes it's after a breakup and sometimes it's delivered by the brain's version of Jacob Marley, but it does happen.

    And that doesn't even mean that it requires Howard to leave Beth and abandon Hollywood and the Hamptons. It just means that he needs the ability to see shit in the right perspective. Right now Howard is the epitome of a mid-life crisis and I don't suspect that will change, but I believe that everybody owns the ability to rise above douche chill-inducing self-embarrassment.
     
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    It doesn't have to be that drastic. He's not too far gone. Quit AGT, do 20 hours a week on the radio and put a funny person in the studio. I don't even mind the evolved Howard as long as he lets somebody be the politically incorrect bad boy.
     
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    Nothing, he's lost it. He can't gain it back.
     
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    Howard Stern is dead.
     
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    It would be glorious, but she knows where the Wigs are buried. For real.
     
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    oh, what a tangled web...

    bet he is jealous of Larry David every friggin' day.

    Sucks to be a slave to vanity.
     
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    True dat!!

    +R