What would it take for you to forgive Howard?

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  1. XuXu

    XuXu VIP Extreme Gold

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    for all of the douchery of the last 5-10 (15?) years or so?
     
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    XuXu VIP Extreme Gold

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    I was just watching a youtube clip of the 9-11 retrospective and remembering listening to the show that day and getting nostalgic for the days before Beth came into the picture and he turned into Hamptons Howie...lol

    I mean, I'm guessing he was always Hamptons Howie on the inside, but you know what I mean...
     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    i do know what you mean. :)
     
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    Free carsons ribs for the rest of my life. :lunch:
     
  6. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...for starters he could buy a hari kari sword and learn how to use it.
     
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    Didn't we already have a thread like this a few weeks ago? I'm pretty sure the consensus was "Nothing" or "It's too late".
     
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    If he put as much effort into his radio show as he does into wig maintenance, I could think about it.
     
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    Exactly. So what you are saying is "Plug me back into The Matrix, Agent Smith... Ignorance is bliss."
     
  10. XuXu

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    Yeah, I guess you can't put toothpaste back into the tube...
     
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  11. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    It's too late....
     
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    Dump the cunt and then go on the air and tell us every single obnoxious thing she did when the cameras weren't rolling.
     
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    image.jpg

    Even if he pulled a Jimmy Swaggart, I wouldn't trust he was telling the truth...
     
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    Sage words from Linkin Park, "once a paper's crumpled up, it can't be perfect again. "
     
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    There is no need for forgiveness. The mental illnesses that made him entertaining have progressed to the point that is no longer fun or funny. Wiggy was always a nutjob like the crazy friend who drank too much. Now he is like the homeless guy pissing his pants and screaming angry shit at passing cars. He can't even remember the laughter
     
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    To be truthful, if we found out that he's dying of AIDS, Cancer, or ODs on Heroin. Then, we will know that these last 10 years have been painful for him. That's the only way.
     
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    After pissing on us, it would take a fucking miracle...
     
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    Divorcing Beff would help. But I'm not going to listen again. Howard did, indeed, piss on his fans. That would be us. Shoving a Sirius receiver up his own ass live on the air might be entertaining.
     
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    forgive?