Entertainment What would it take for you to watch this trailer? Movie?

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    The world's longest ever film gets a seven hour trailer
    We're not entirely sure why you'd need to watch a seven-hour trailer in order to work out whether you fancy seeing a film that lasts for 30 days, but cancel your plans - one has arrived.

    Swedish director Anders Weberg has released a second full-length trailer for his upcoming experimental film Ambiancé and it runs for a total of 439 minutes.

    Weberg, who is also an artist, released a 72-minute long teaser trailer last year. He reportedly has an even bigger one due for release in 2018 (mark your calendars now) that will run for 72 hours.


    The abstract non-linear film features two performance artists on a beach in southern Sweden - and that's about it. There are no cuts.

    Described as a tale where “space and time is intertwined into a surreal dream-like journey beyond places," this film seems purely to exist for the most dedicated film enthusiasts. Will you sit through the finished product?

    Ambiancé is released on December 31, 2020.

     
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    Pass. :rolleye:
     
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    "experimental"
    "performance artists"

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    Anybody want an artistic trailer of me watching The A Team.
     
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    Sounds like a colossal pile of self-indulgent shit. Who the fuck would watch even two minutes of that??
     
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    That chair from clockwork orange that ties you down and forces your eyes open.
     
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    This:

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    I thought this was about the new Kevin Nash Shoot interview for a second...
     
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    zutroy Totally nude. Totally flawless.

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    would it get me out of going to work?
     
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    Wow. She is extraordinary! Who is dat?
     
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    Tovahund Just a good dog.

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    Sounds like something my parents would have dragged me to.



    Hold me :bigcry: