What would Jackie be like if he never left and was still on the show?

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  1. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    With the current state of the "show" I don't see him writing any jokes.
     
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    He'd be punching up AGT scripts.
     
  3. PurplePeople

    PurplePeople New Member Banned User

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    He would be much wealthier, but his soul would be dead like Fred's, Richard's, and Sal's. He would have sold out like Fred and become PC but he's better off that he's gone. Money isn't everything despite what Howard thinks.

    P.S. TehLivingDead aka TehLimitedVocabulary sucks
     
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    Nancy would still be married to him.
     
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    fuzzynuts 99% Relevant

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    How'd you get shit piled so quick?

    Oh well. I trust TLD over some nube. Welcome, bitch.
     
  6. PurplePeople

    PurplePeople New Member Banned User

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    hey bitch. i guess not liking david bowie and having the guts to admit tehlivingdead aka tehlimitedvocabulary is a cretin is not popular here. oh, well. i stand by my assessments.
     
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    he'd be dead
     
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    He'd still be Jackie but the show NEVER would have morphed into what it is. Jackie wouldn't have allowed it through his writing.
     
  9. pontius pilot

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    you dick!

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    He'd be funnier than Benjy, and would be able to feed Wiggy lines that don't make you roll your fucking eyes.

    Then again, an empty chair would be funnier than Benjy.
     
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    He used to be the only one who stood up to Howard. I don't think he would fit in with today's Hampton's Howie.
     
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    Jewish guy with the name Pontius Pilot, how clever! That's about as clever as Benjy keeping a crucifix in his work station. Are you proud to be as clever as Benjy?
     
  14. pontius pilot

    pontius pilot #TeahmGandhiStarver VIP

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    wow. very good burn. :cry:

    in all seriousness, benjy keeps a crucifix at his station?
     
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    pontius pilot #TeahmGandhiStarver VIP

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    and that's half jew! :mad:
     
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    Howard would have let him go as most of his jokes and humor are :quote:taboo :quote:these days...
     
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    on a tv episode i saw, howard saw it and admonished benjy (post beth of course). whatever, benjy tries to be shocking and is never funny. i am agnostic, so it doesnt bother me, but if you turn the tables and someone was trying to mock moses or david in the us, it wouldnt go over well. the press would massacre them.
     
  18. pontius pilot

    pontius pilot #TeahmGandhiStarver VIP

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    and how is that the jews' fault?

    i hate to break it to you but it's been the men of anglo-saxon decent in this country who have given away almost every benefit/privilege/position that their ancestors had enjoyed for over three centuries and it's they who have been cow-towing to every interest/activist/minority group over the last fifty years.

    in short, the death of the west has been a suicide, not a homicide.
     
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    PurplePeople New Member Banned User

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    hey, it's no one's fault. i grew up in a jewish neighborhood and because of that i don't hold true the negative stereotypes of jews but also because of that i dont hold true the positive stereotypes. jews are not smarter, they are also not less athletic, they are not cruel, they are also not more enlightened and open minded. people are people. my only complaint about jews is that they refuse to completely assimilate into this country and often hold their religion (and with many the state of israel) above their nationality. i undertsand why. the holocaust would have made any ethnic or religious group wary. but, it is obvious that in this country there will be no pogroms or holocaust and now it's time to give it a rest and fully assimilate like the other european immigrants (and most of the asian as well) did over a hundred years ago. stop thinking about yourself as jewish "first" and start thinking about yourself as "american" first.
     
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    you've got literally millions of ethnic groups pouring into your country, refusing to assimilate, who are recreating their third-world hobbles in city centers from los angeles to providence.

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    and you're worried about some whiny middle-class jews who hold a special bond to the state of israel?

    pick your battles my friend. pick your battles.