What would Plz, call me Ted's opinion be on the Dwight Howard situation?

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    Well, since he hasn't posted here in forever and a half, I'm going to take a stab at this one.

    Ted is a huge Laker stoolie. If Magic Johnson took a shit on the floor and told Ted to root for it, he'd root for it as long as it wore a Laker jersey.

    So, in that case, I'm going to say that Ted wants to see Dwight Howard get resigned to the Lakers. :grad:



    Which of course would be the worst fucking mistake that they could make. Fuck Dwight Howard, he has the heart of a slug, let him go to Dallas, and never be heard from again. I hate that dude, he sucks.
     
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    Hey fuck you man...we already picked up that piece of shit Odom from the Lakers.

    We don't need part two with Blight Howard.
     
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    Dirk and Mark sucked Dwights dick today. :smile:
     
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    I hope he goezz to tha San Diego basketball team...
     
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    Thank god Texas doesn't have state income tax.
     
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    Dirk does love the blaeks. :fil:
     
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    You can have Steve Nash too if you'd like. :smile:
     
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    Overrated primadonna with no offensive game.
     
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    Kobe's bitch :coffee:
     
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    They are fawning over this guy like he's Hakeem or David Robinson.
     
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    All this hubbub over a poor man's otis thorpe
     
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    how many buds, Dave?
     
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    Dude.

    It's 6pm. You KNOW that I'm already hella blazed. :c
     
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    Been Vaping on the hash cartridge.

    I'm so high that I'm getting visuals.

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    LOS ANGELES – Major League Baseball commissioner Bud Selig announced Tuesday that all five teams in the National League West would be demoted to Triple-A affiliates, effective immediately, citing the division’s utter inability to field competitive rosters.


    http://jukeleft.com/nl-west-demoted-to-triple-a/