What would Stern look like today without all the plastic surgery?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by JaredWD, May 3, 2012.

  1. JaredWD

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    Based on my analysis, he would closely resemble Zydrunas Ilgauskas, former Center of the Cavs.

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    He would look exactly like Mama Rae Stern.
     
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    I think you are being incredibly kind. You've left out 30 or 40 years worth of aging. He doesn't look as good as this guy even with the enhancements.
     
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    point well taken.
     
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    Howard has always had a face made just for radio, spending thousands of dollars on cosmetic surgery is not only a waste of money but an unnecessary risk for such a neurotic person.
     
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    UH...he' s already there ! :p
    He sounds just like his "Mommy" (and Daddy) even when he's NOT doing the
    Ben & Ray impressions :rolleye:

    Actually he would probably look like Rick Ocask meets Steven Tyler (only not as funky/sexy Rock Star dresser) !!
    Howard needs to learn how to Tie a Scarf!

    So I WAS going to start a VENEER Thread....but decided to just pile on HERE and say IF I could get thru to call the show (past Will with a little fib)..I would ask Howard about his "honesty" with his fans and ask him "why haven't we heard the details about the Veneers???" :dontknow: Those BRIGHT WHITE Veneers are sooooooooo obvious....completely changed his smile !....and yet he has nEVER mentioned the work?? That's very strange coming from him...who shares EVERYTHING with his audience doesn't he???

    just wondering...

    peace & love
     
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    Negged.
     
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    Howard's inner monologue while watching the skiing squirrel.. "There goes what's left of my career"
     
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    Sadly, I think he's the last person to realize it.
     
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    OMG He looks just like Ben!
     
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    Howard might as well try for Tom Bergeron job :jj:
     
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    I have never wanted to know photo shop so badly. :shitfit:
     
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    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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