What would Stuttering John be doing today?

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  1. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    While his career transition to announcer on the Tonight Show was totally fucking odd, it probably came at the right time for him. He always seems to fall ass-backwards into success, and that move was no exception.

    But had he remained with the show, what would his role be today? PC Howard would never make fun of a stutterer anymore, and Ass-Kiss Howard would simply abhor interviews mocking celebrities.

    So what exactly would his role be on the show now? Segment producer, I'm guessing. I doubt he'd still be sitting there answering the phones.
     
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    Suicide.
     
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    Fired. I don't see him making it with Howard for this much longer. He either was going to quit or be fired.

    He stirred too much shit and given the show as it stands today, no fucking way he'd still be there. Especially after Art left.
     
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    Him... or me?
     
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    Who are you...Jon Hein? Did you talk to Leese, Gare, and Benj before making this post?
     
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    Maybe he's Grillo, the guy who knew Jim Gandolfini.
     
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    Did he ever rub elbows with Bob DeNiro?
     
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    Either one...
     
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    Y'okay.
     
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    Negs!
     
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    BenSHe calling Robin "Rob" always chafed my ass too. I like it when they feel like "insiders" and Howig wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire.
     
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    You wouldn't dare!
     
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    There all just a bunch of regular goodfellas.
     
  14. MutteringJohn

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    SJ lost all his value once all the people and places he went to do interviews knew who he was.
     
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    He would have suddenly been cured of his OCD when Howard no longer had OCD...probably his stuttering as well, once it no longer was profitable to have the malady
     
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    agree...he would've been in the circle. relevant and done tons of side gigs....
     
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    He would be doing more politically correct interviews and many "how big is your cock" questions.
     
  18. ItsAWholeThing

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    None of the old staff besides the puppets that remain would make it on the current day ,cock loving shit show.
     
  19. Mr. Potato Head

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    He'd be stuttering.