What Would We Think of Beth if..........

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  1. Pig

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    Howard had put a baby in her belly and the whole cat thing never existed.
    We of course would be getting Beth with baby pictures instead of Beth with cat pictures.
     
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    That may have been more emotionally healthy than what she's doing now.
     
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    If she had gotten an anchor baby, she would probably be gone by now. Marry some young swinging dick, enjoy half of the Wig's money more than he ever will.
     
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    We wouldn't be hearing of Beth because she'd have dumped Howard's ass.

    Soon as she has his kid she's entitled to at least 17% of his gross income in child support for approx 21 years, prenup or no prenup.

    She'd be out the door and leave him with all 13 (est) cats.
     
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    You mean if Beth had a baby and avoided the press so she could raise the child away from the bright lights. I would think she was a great mother and respect her.

    But if she had a baby and kept posing with it in her bathing suit so everyone could see how thin she is after the baby I would hate her.

    And if I had to guess we would be seeing Beth and the baby in matching bikinis.
     
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    All them baby horses they could have.
     
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    :lol: That would be the best!
     
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    Beth beats American Pharaoh in Travers.
     
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