WTF What would you do for $1 million?

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What would you do for $1 million? No consequences but living with your memory

  1. Have penetrative sex with the same gender

    8 vote(s)
    19.0%
  2. Eat human flesh

    5 vote(s)
    11.9%
  3. Kill an innocent man

    2 vote(s)
    4.8%
  4. Amputate your right arm

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Spend two years in solitary confinement

    7 vote(s)
    16.7%
  6. Spend two years homeless

    6 vote(s)
    14.3%
  7. Change races - random assignment

    1 vote(s)
    2.4%
  8. Cross dress in an obvious way for four years

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. Nothing

    13 vote(s)
    31.0%
  1. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge Se suelto el diablo Gold

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    Take your pick...
     
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  2. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Permaban the member of your choice.
     
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    None of the above
     
  5. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    :secret: $1M ain't that hard to make...
     
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  6. Father O'Blivion

    Father O'Blivion Well-Known Member

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    As little as I had to.
     
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    HelloCleveland! Well-Known Member

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    So I can do nothing and still get the $1 million? I'm in!
     
  8. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...ive already done enough so pay me.
     
  9. EmilysBush

    EmilysBush It's not a merkin.

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    I'd do any of them except the arm chopped off, and even that i would seriously consider.
     
  10. Frank

    Frank Well-Known Member

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    I remember someone once asked LT back in the day if he would blow Michael Jackson for $2 million and he thought about it for a second and asked, "tax-free?"
     
  11. MilkyDischarge

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    Yes, tax-free
     
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    dancearmstrong Well-Known Member

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    I'd probably take the 2 years of solitary even without the cash, so the cash would be a nice bonus.
     
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  13. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    I'd take it in the shitter. I wouldnt do the other stuff that is long and drawn out.

    Does the innocent man have a family? Healthy or something terminal?
     
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    Vidiot Well-Known Member

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    I'd consider all of these at the same time if that was cash, no taxes.