What would you do for a Klondike bar?

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  1. Westerberg

    Westerberg Feelin' like a hundred bucks 2010 OG Gold

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    If you went hiking, and found yourself with a boulder trapping your lower left arm, eliminating any chance for escape....


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    Would you eat said Klondike bar before a chance at escape??
     
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  2. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    Your premise is bogus
     
  3. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and Kisses Gold

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    I'd eat the rock.
     
  4. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i'd ask the person who brought me the klondyke bar to get the fucking rock off my arm and then i'd hit him over the head with the very same rock and steal the klondyke bar.
     
  5. Westerberg

    Westerberg Feelin' like a hundred bucks 2010 OG Gold

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    Premise is beyond your mental capacity.
     
  6. Avalon

    Avalon down to earth elitist Gold

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    i would melt the klondyke bar to lubricate the rock... see where i'm goin??!

    then i would bribe the lubricated rock w/sex to let me go
     
  7. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and Kisses Gold

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    I am a rock!
     
  8. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    agreed
     
  9. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and Kisses Gold

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    Shut up and carry my baby to term.
     
  10. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    and a rock feels no pain.
     
  11. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Will you give me a Klondike bar after?
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and Kisses Gold

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    I'll find you a bull dyke.
     
  13. Stevie

    Stevie Well-Known Member VIP

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    Murder and dissect a nun...