Politics What would you do if a gay man was hitting on you?

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    I know years ago, you would've called him a faggot and stomped a whole in him. But what about now?
    I personally would be flattered. :hersh:
     
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    Probably jizz myself.
     
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    Dude, I get hit on all the time by Queers....I just laugh! Of course I live in Gay-city USA!!
     
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    Say "no thank you".
    But it's nice knowing ya have options!
     
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    I'd tell him and Beth to take their cats and leave me to fuck alone!:nocheer:
     
  7. Shivvy

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    Portland?
     
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    I'd send him your way.
     
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    Hello....Frisco!!
     
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    it happened once
    the wife was there also
    she really enjoyed it
    it didn't bother me
     
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  11. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Now let me ask you this: what if it was 15 years ago? Has your opinion changed?
     
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    Tell Howard Stern that I'm straight, and that if he's gay that he should just come out of the closet already
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    hey let's have a beer soon K
     
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    I'm really into white wine spritzers.
     
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    I'd tell him that while I'm not gay, I appreciate the compliment. Short, simple and truthful.
     
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    I would tell your wife to tell you to leave me alone.
     
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    A middle aged white French guy in Paris dressed very conservative looked at my crotch and started waving his tongue at me. Fucking French
     
  18. Shivvy

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    My wife is a gay man? :facepalm:
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    ooooh i prefer mojitos
     
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    I'd probably overcompensate and say something like: Sorry man, I'm only into pussy.