Entertainment What would you do if you found out that a shed member was your Neighbor?

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Well, If it was you......I could deal with it........
     
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    well, my neighbors on one side are just assholes. and i have this whole scenario in my head for the new neighbors on the other side.

    he's an ex con with a giantly fat wife whom he holds prisoner in his house, along with their 3 kids. they have a kickass swing set, and the kids are NEVER outside.

    one time i said "hey girls, haven't seen you around much" and they said "mommy doesn't like to go out in the heat"

    neither do i, but im out there day after day running around like a loon.
     
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    Find a new forum. Can't have anyone I live next to read all the weird shit I say.
     
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    I would be cool with it! Most folks here are cool!
     
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    Hey tuts
     
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    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    Depends on the member.
     
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    Cinnaminion All Shadowy Light

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    ^ This.

    I've already encountered some within 100 miles of me.
    That was plenty close enough.
     
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    I wouldn't mind living next to you.
     
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    Turkeyneck Howard's got one, not me VIP

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    I'd invite them over to watch and laugh at AGT.
     
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    Cinnaminion All Shadowy Light

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    Ditto darling.

    But if that happened, I think we might end up in jail. :eek:
     
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    Id roll a fatty pour him or her a cold 1.
     
  16. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? VIP Gold

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    To be serious, most ppl here seem smart and successful, so I would probably be okay sharing a hood with most of youse guyz.
     
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    lol
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    I have one maybe 15 miles away. Is that too close? They're actually very close to where my ex girlfriend lives.
     
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    My neighbor is a racist, conspiracy theorist and womanizing douche.

    Wait, maybe he is a member of Dawgs
     
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