Entertainment What would you do if you found out your significant other was a huge drug dealer?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Shivvy, Mar 19, 2016.

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If my significant other was a huge drug dealer I would...

  1. Get involved and help run it

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  2. Convince them to quit and we run away together

    30.0%
  3. Turn them in

    3.3%
  4. I'm getting laid at some point today

    36.7%
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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Like a Walter White type. Millions stored away.
     
  2. Smartguy

    Smartguy This Space Is For Rent VIP

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    I just finished Breaking Bad yesterday.
     
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  3. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Did you like it?
     
  4. Coke Can Baby

    Coke Can Baby Don't be a skunk

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    Walter white never sucked a guy off in a bar parking lot
     
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  5. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    How do you know?
     
  6. TheMercenary

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    :quote: girls night out :quote: again, shitty?

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  7. Shivvy

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    No
     
  8. Smartguy

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    I did. It was one of those series I never got in to, but, planned on watching later. I watched the whole series over the course of a few weeks.
     
  9. Shivvy

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    I did the same thing
     
  10. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    Help her invest/launder her profits correctly.
     
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    I'd have to spank her.
     
  12. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    I would wonder when she got huge.
     
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    Show me the money!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    mape Well-Known Member

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    Drugs are gay & stupid. :coffee:
     
  16. Micheal Kenyon

    Micheal Kenyon Here

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    Grab the cash and go out to dinner. Next.
     
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    If I found out Mrs.shitty had all kinds of drug money I'd assume she was lying about other things so I would take all of the cash and dump her.

    "Take that Mrs. shitty."
     
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    i was always the big dealer in the fambly.

    my almost ripped off a crazy mexican dealer story -

    so i knew this guy who had great pot and great prices. he was a bit odd but manageable. his gf was a 12. simply stunning.

    so he was out of town a lot and she started calling to take her to a bar or to lunch. i didn't think anything of it. so we hung out for a couple months (just hanging, no sess) and one day she says that the guy has a few hundred thousand in cash in his attic and did i want to help her take it and move to california with her (this was late 70s). again, she was a 12. i said no, because i'm not a rip off and no because i didn't get any vibe that she wanted to jump my bones.

    we continued to hang out and had some fun but she stayed with him last i heard.

    besides, i had my own money tree in the backyard! :bong:
     
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    Run Run Run. if you don't run when you find out you are now part of the crime.
     
  20. icypussy

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    I used to be the "significant other" that had a very lucrative weed business, she didn't know about it till there were 10 task force cops standing in the living room. Luckily for me "my guy" was late getting me the pound that they were looking for. She was pissed but eventually got over it.