What would you do if you ran out of money, and.......?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Smell Muhfinger, Jun 14, 2012.

  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    .......you didn't have any booze, pot, or cigarettes? I might just go zombie apocalypse on some mofos, yo. :pimp:
     
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  3. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    :punk:
     
  4. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Keep working until payday :dontknow:
     
  5. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i go on living my life like a successful human being bro.
     
  6. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    start a thread asking schmoopy what site he gets his bath salts from
     
  7. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Schmoop ain't on no bath salts, otherwise he would be a raving lunatic!! :cheer:
     
  8. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    what :c
     
  9. sickfeeling

    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

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    I picture Smell Mahfinger to be a very thin young man, no older than 20.
     
  10. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i'd be all like 'oh well' an keep on kicking life's ass bro.
     
  11. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    43 with a bmi to match.
     
  12. sarnie

    sarnie hey ec come back and give me some sugar Gold

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    i would ask random black people how they get all their free stuff
     
  13. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    i quit booze and cigs...i keep an emergency pot stash at all times.one must practice conservation....
     
  14. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I dont even know what that means, I suck at calculus..
     
  15. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    body mass index?
     
  16. Nantrax

    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I don't drink and don't smoke so I wouldn't miss those things.

    Chocolate milk however. :bigcry:
     
  17. Mur

    Mur WTF is this shit? Gold

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    43 bmi is morbidly obese. :c
     
  18. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP Gold

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    I once knew a guy who would go to the grocery store with several bags (from that store/he would grab them first) and then just go up and down the aisles, stuffing this and that into the bags in his cart and then would just waltz on out the door like he already paid for everything.

    Never got busted. He is successful these days.
     
  19. Boss Ono

    Boss Ono New Member Banned User

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    I bet you would go cocoanuts.
     
  20. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    I would never let that Happen