What would you do right after stealing an IPhone? Take a selfie of course

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  1. dawg

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    Doesn't want to press charges? Why not?
     
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    death penalty
     
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    guess the race?
     
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    What is it these days. People don't even know when they're ugly anymore.
     
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    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    this girl has a very positive attitude
    she'll probably live to be a 100
    good for her
     
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    Did she get her phone back?

    If she did get it back the reason not to press charges is that the police would have to hold the iPhone as evidence and she wouldn't' get it back is my guess.
     
  8. John Walker

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    Well! I'd go hogging with that one. She might be a beast, but given her reckless behavior.....I'll bet I can score anal. Be an opportunist, I say.
     
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    Mixed?
     
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    was thinking Mexican.
     
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    No. As a matter of fact police offered a $2000 reward for her.
     
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    looks cracker to me
     
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    I was thinking black/white/Japanese/Puerto Rican/mongrel
     
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    :facepalm: What a moron...
     
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    Messican
     
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    Fuck that.....hunt the cunt down and cut out her ovaries. Lesson learned for others who even think about stealing shit.
     
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    I think she's a gangster. And the sunny disposition, is to throw the policey off her trail, once she violently reclaims her phone. That's what I would do if someone stole my iPhone..
     
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    Rachel Rae can't afford a phone?
     
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    I wish I could be delusional to be fat and ugly yet still think I'm hot.