What Would You Do To Improve the HSS?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by redial, Oct 28, 2015.

  1. redial

    redial Well-Known Member

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    I would hold auditions to fill the Artie chair. Difficult chair to fill, Shuli, AJ, Fitzimmons all failed. Could take a while.

    Hire a social media person or two to monitor Twitter and texts during the show, to get feedback, would be useful for correcting all the mistakes Howard and Robin make.

    Give Howard two strong cups of coffee each morning.

    What else?
     
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  2. Boomer

    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    Free soda and snacks.
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Replace Howard Stern with Ric Flair.
     
  4. Krinkle

    Krinkle What?

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    Cancel it.
     
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    Abner Devereaux Well-Known Member

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    bring everyone back and lose Stern...let them target him.
     
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    DDragon VIP Extreme Gold

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    Is this a serious thread ?
     
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    jon1972us Well-Known Member

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    There is no coming back from what the Stern show has become.
     
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    Beat me to it.
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Go back to 1995
     
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    Howard has made his money. There is no putting back the fire in his belly. Closest thing would be a spicy beautiful soup.
     
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    icypussy clit finder Gold

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    Wiggy Well-Known Member

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    Hack Robin to pieces live on air with a machete.
     
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    ChristinesEmotionalFriend Well-Known Member

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    Fire Marci Turk
    Bring back Jackie permanently
    Have Artie and Gilbert come back often as guests
    No more celebrity ass kissing, no more shitty celebrity guests
    No more porn chicks. I don't even know if they still do this or not, but with the internet and how easy it is to see porn these days its completely pointless, and these brain dead jizz guzzlers are never entertaining.
    Give Sal and Richard more air time
     
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  14. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Bring back Jackie AND Artie, and have no sacred cows (Robin) or monkeys (Gary). Unleash Sal and Richard. Fire Benji, Shuli and Marci Turk.

    Have zero censorship and unfettered ball busting of Stern from any and ALL on-air talent (and guests) to address Stern's "evolution" and marriage to BethO.

    The above will NEVER happen, but I can dream...
     
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    punch Howard right in his Adam's apple

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    I wouldn't hate it if he did an hour and a half Marc Maron styled interview podcast. I really like the interviews. A lot of the bits are pretty hit and miss, though. Keep Robin's news though.
     
  19. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    It needs to start at the top. No more autonomy for Howard and his crew. Sirius assigns a program director, ala Pig Vomit, to manage the daily operations of the Stern Show. Howard reports directly to this new Pig Vomit, who is there to retain the small listenership that hasn't already canceled due to the terrible direction Howard's autonomy has taken the show in. This new Pig Vomit approves all bits and guests, based on what years of listener feedback and active social media has told them that paying subscribers expect to get for their money. Howard can bitch and moan all he wants about this new Pig Vomit, and try to cast him as the enemy, but this new Pig Vomit is there as the ambassador for the audience; he is our ally. The new Pig Vomit demands more transparency. The new Pig Vomit will share disgruntled tweets and Instagram comments live as they happen, to ensure Howard's paying audience is happy. The new Pig Vomit disconnects Howard's dump button. The new Pig Vomit decides which calls Howard takes, and only puts through the ones that would keep Howard on his toes.

    Only a new Pig Vomit could save the Stern Show.

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    This isn't that fictional Private Parts movie; this is real life. Howard is the villain, the new Pig Vomit is our hero.
     
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  20. guruhugz

    guruhugz Well-Known Member

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    it's over in a few weeks
     
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