What would you do with 69 Billion?

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  1. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    [TABLE]
    [TR]
    [TD="class: rank"]1
    [/TD]
    [TD="class: company"] [​IMG] Carlos Slim Helu & family
    [/TD]
    [TD="class: worth"]$69 B[/TD]
    [TD]72[/TD]
    [TD]telecom[/TD]
    [TD]Mexico[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD="class: rank"]2[/TD]
    [TD="class: company"] [​IMG] Bill Gates
    [/TD]
    [TD="class: worth"]$61 B[/TD]
    [TD]56[/TD]
    [TD]Microsoft[/TD]
    [TD]United States[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD="class: rank"]3[/TD]
    [TD="class: company"] [​IMG] Warren Buffett
    [/TD]
    [TD="class: worth"]$44 B[/TD]
    [TD]81[/TD]
    [TD]Berkshire Hathaway[/TD]
    [TD]United States[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD="class: rank"]4[/TD]
    [TD="class: company"] [​IMG] Bernard Arnault
    [/TD]
    [TD="class: worth"]$41 B[/TD]
    [TD]63[/TD]
    [TD]LVMH[/TD]
    [TD]France[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD="class: rank"]5[/TD]
    [TD="class: company"] [​IMG] Amancio Ortega
    [/TD]
    [TD="class: worth"]$37.5 B[/TD]
    [TD]75[/TD]
    [TD]Zara[/TD]
    [TD]Spain[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD="class: rank"]6[/TD]
    [TD="class: company"] [​IMG] Larry Ellison
    [/TD]
    [TD="class: worth"]$36 B[/TD]
    [TD]67[/TD]
    [TD]Oracle[/TD]
    [TD]United States[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD="class: rank"]7[/TD]
    [TD="class: company"] [​IMG] Eike Batista
    [/TD]
    [TD="class: worth"]$30 B[/TD]
    [TD]55[/TD]
    [TD]mining, oil[/TD]
    [TD]Brazil[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD="class: rank"]8[/TD]
    [TD="class: company"] [​IMG] Stefan Persson
    [/TD]
    [TD="class: worth"]$26 B[/TD]
    [TD]64[/TD]
    [TD]H&M[/TD]
    [TD]Sweden[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD="class: rank"]9[/TD]
    [TD="class: company"] [​IMG] Li Ka-shing
    [/TD]
    [TD="class: worth"]$25.5 B[/TD]
    [TD]83[/TD]
    [TD]diversified[/TD]
    [TD]Hong Kong[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD="class: rank"]10[/TD]
    [TD="class: company"] [​IMG] Karl Albrecht




    Here's the entire list....


    http://www.forbes.com/billionaires/list/[/TD]
    [TD="class: worth"]$25.4 B[/TD]
    [TD]92[/TD]
    [TD]Aldi[/TD]
    [TD]Germany[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [/TABLE]
     
  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I would have you killed for sure. That would be A#1 on the list of things to do.
     
  3. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Fuck you moopy and Kanye West
     
  4. gilaet

    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    I'd let it go to my head and look down on everyone I encounter.
     
  5. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I'd buy that shitass Oreck store in Myrtle Beach, SC and purposefully run it right into the ground.

    Then I'd fire the two retards that work there.
     
  6. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Buy a Dyson
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    who let him start threads?
     
  8. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Give Dawg enough $$$ to keep this place going for ever...

    Of course, I would demand mod powers; and abuse them accordingly
     
  9. zingger

    zingger Who's next? Gold

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    ^ buy your store from your dad. Fire you. Push you into poverty. Then watch you die, slowly.
     
  10. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    chicks...........lots of chicks
     
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    Live off the interest.
     
  12. gilaet

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  13. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    i'd bet it all on black.
     
  14. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I'd donate a Billion to Obama's Super PAC, just to piss off Schtoopy.

    Then after Obama won reelection, I'd make him come down to Myrtle Beach, SC and join me at this crazy ass Rave party that I'd be throwing at the old Oreck store. Schtoopy would be my slave monkey, and have to serve Obama.
     
  15. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Maybe you could buy some character. :smile:
     
  16. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    Buy Oreck, Inc. outsource all sales jobs to India.
     
  17. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    change my name from Carlos Slim to something less faggity
     
  18. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    you could have Barry stand outside schmoop's apt and sing Al Green songs all night
     
  19. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Just live my life without having to fucking work.
     
  20. walleye

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    I would disappear into the wilderness.