What would you do with the powerball jackpot.

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  1. fixer

    fixer I'm Retarded you Jerk. On the Power.

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    check out what this guy would do with the money.
     
  2. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    disappear
     
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  4. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep VIP

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    I'd show up for work and sit at my desk.

    Anyone approaching me would get my honest opinion.

    Oddly enough, I'd probably help things by actually being honest and speaking my mind.
     
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    Lol

    Is there a clip of the reporter apologizing for that??
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    ^emo life - lottery dreams
     
  7. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    I would be Like :

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  9. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984...

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    Everyone in my extended family would get a One-Time Payout. After that, I would set something up for my sons grandchildren to be wealthy.
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984...

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    I'd talk to my accountant and a tax attorney before I'd do anything.
     
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    Now that's a guy who knows how to have a good time with close to a billion dollars.
    I'll bet he doesn't even know what Modge Podge is.
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    Id start the South Shore Animal league and have Allsion as my paid spokesperson and then Id torpedo every stupid Gala Beth has.
     
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    I'd find a sweet girl who doesn't care about money and loves me for me

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    id dump my wife for an arm charm and get a bunch of kittens.
     
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  18. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker I'm gonna rock ya till it strikes the hour

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    You are more likely as a woman to give birth to conjoined twins than to win the lottery, :debbiedowner; :killjoy;
     
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    If the winnings (after tax) allowed it, we'd spend the rest of our lives just traveling & living out of suitcases.
    Heck, a $2500 a day budget is only ~27.3 million over 30 years.

    Investment Companies & Bankers would contact me and I'd be like "fuck off"
     
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    Buy a lot of land in the mountains and build a reasonably sized house.
     
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