What Would You Do?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Beths Arab, Jun 14, 2015.

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What Would You Do?

  1. Do her and say fuck everyone else?

    7 vote(s)
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  2. Don't be a dog and say no because she's married?

    33 vote(s)
    58.9%
  3. Do her long and hard plus i'm a fag for even having to ask this question?

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  1. Beths Arab

    Beths Arab Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Ladies & Gentlemen of the shed.

    30 years ago you meet a girl that's really hot and you click but outside forces shit can the relationship for several reasons.
    (some valid some not)

    Fast forward to a month ago where you meet this girl again by chance and discover that she's really unhappy in her loveless marriage and tells you that her husband hasn't touched her in years.

    You chat some more and she comes right out and says that she still really likes you but is married and has kids,lots to lose etc etc but she'd be interested in spending some time together on the QT.
    (she's still hot )

    Her husband is a pretty decent guy but isn't taking care of her for whatever reason and i want to do her badly but i feel shitty about making a fool out of him not to mention breaking up her family if he finds out.

    This is the first time i've even considered an affair with a married woman as its a line i've chosen to never to cross in the past but she really floats my boat.

    What do i do?
     
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  2. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    You answered your own question.....if they break up not because of you, you'll have your opportunity.....
     
  3. RightBastard

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    Is a married desperate woman all you can get?
    Stay with the hookers. Pissed off husbands are dangerous.
     
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  4. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Can women answer?

    If so, get her medical records somehow and make sure she's never been admitted to the loony bin.
     
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    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    she's a whore
     
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  6. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    No touchy. Period.

    Here's the thing: if she gets mad at him at some point, she'll throw your name into the argument.

    You don't need that drama.
     
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    That's the same bullshit line men use when they cheat on their wives. Don't fall for it, stay the hell away from her. If she's truly unhappy, she should get a divorce, and THEN look you up. Don't get involved in other people's drama. You'll either end up hurt when she stays with her husband, or you'll inherit a ton of trouble if she "leaves him for you."

    Hey, I don't know if you've heard, but there are some awesome online dating sites out there. Why don't you start with Plenty of Fish?


    :c



    :hug:
     
  8. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Honest answer: Very few husbands will flat out refuse to have sex with their wives if the woman is still somewhere in the ballpark of good-looking. I'd probe for more info about why this hub is shutting her out completely ( if that's even true ).
     
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  9. Beths Arab

    Beths Arab Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I guess the better thread title would have been "why do all my relationships involve private investigators"?:bigthink
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Yes, but I think it's a lot more true for women than it is for men.
     
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    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

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    Beths Arab Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    :nono:
     
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    do her....but be careful. if either of you is vulnerable to falling in love rather than keeping it a superficial liaison, i'd stay away.

    it can get very messy. there are no guarantees it will stay just physical.
     
  14. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    You're still horny for a girl from 30 years ago?

    Wow, you have a good memory or limited choices.
     
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    What!?!? I ended with a :hug:

    :giggle:
     
  16. Beths Arab

    Beths Arab Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    A little of both!:hat:
     
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    I voted say no ... but Id probably do it and regret it ... and beat off to the memory for a long long time.
     
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    So you're not friends with the husband at all, right?

    I don't see the problem.

    He's not going to come after you, is he?

    Does he have any history of violence/criminal record?
     
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  19. Beths Arab

    Beths Arab Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I knew him years ago and he's a good guy but not really a friend.

    As far as his mental stability is concerned i don't have a clue.
     
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    POF
    :jumpclap: You are so bad :jumpclap: