WTF What would you do....

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  1. Tickle Shits

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    So I'm here in the hotel hammered drunk. I have to get up at 5am to catch a flight. I can't figure out how to set the time on the alarm clock. Don't think my iPhone will be enough to wake me up.


    Should I just stay up or trust my phone.

    It's 2:51...
     
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    You've been irresponsible, i don't care if you miss your flight.
     
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    Wake up call
     
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    Hire a hooker.
     
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    Stay up and keep drinking. That makes for a wonderful flight for you and everyone around you in the plane.
     
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    Start masturbating furiously
     
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    On second thought, I would go on an internet forum, then pass out, then miss my plane
     
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    Post your phone number of the hotel & room and we can all call you.:)
     
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    Dude has to be up in 18 minutes. Hope he makes it. This is so exciting.
     
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    I was thinking the same thing :jj:
     
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    Sprung out of bed like a jackrabbit. Now I'm waiting on three friends. Very tense, but I think I'm in the zone.
     
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    I'd rather have the Klondike bar.
     
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    Drinking water or hair of the dog to combat a possible hangover?
     
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    Crazy amount of water. I'll never do this again. I'm in pain :)
     
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    The worst is when you get in the plane, strap in...and just as they close the doors, the bubble guts start rumbling. The beer shits have taken hold and you start to sweat. Good times.
     
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    "Worst? That's maaah faaaaavorite."
     
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    And a whore!


    There are really obvious answers
     
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