What would you pay Elisa Jordana-Schwartz $277.57 to do?

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  1. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny VIP

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    So, she claims to be in the negative on her bank account $277.57, we all know the obvious answers to what she can do, stripping, porn, webcam, whatever.

    Come on Shedders, come up with some new thinking on what you would pay her that amount to do.

    For me? I own a large industrial building with a parking lot that needs sealing, I'd throw her three bills to do that...

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    Dirty South Large Member

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    Suck her ugly dog's dick on cam... :shitcoffee:

    Then snowball the jizz with Ben-She.
     
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    NiggalissCage Well-Known Member

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    How can she have a bank account in a fake name?
     
  4. check1

    check1 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Those are just the names of the different accounts. Same as my bank....could say anything you want.
     
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    Rescued Owl Well-Known Member

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    Kick Benjy in the nuts with a steel toed boot a few times.
     
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    SlowAdam Well-Known Member

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    is tongue dart her fartbox the correct answer?
     
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    id pay her to get a job
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    disappear from the internet?
     
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    She could clean my house for a month. Topless of course
     
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    Step in front of the D train.
     
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    Paint my house.
     
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    beetlejosh Naw man, I don't eat dragon. Gold

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    I'll buy some of those iPods she stole from her band mates.
     
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    this bitch is beyond stupid. do what every other half way decent looking dumb as a rock bitch does in this country and sell your body via webcaam or being an escort
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    If her goal is to join HPE and Joey Boots, she is well on her way.

    Time to grow up and get to work. Childhood has ended.
     
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    Get her to suck and swallow the entire Wackpack
     
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    Divorce Chicken Turn me loose VIP

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    ...domina has 102 listeners right now. :dance:
     
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    Turn this hilarious bit into a full length play!

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    I would give her $277.57 to do what she will be giving away for 20 bucks on some street corner in ten years.
     
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    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    Get double teamed in front of benji by Peter north and Rocco siffredi while she insulted his micropenis and telling him how unfunny he really is
     
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