What would you rather find in your food?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by deverrant, May 1, 2014.

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Which would you rather find in your food...

Poll closed May 2, 2014.
  1. A pube

    67.9%
  2. A dead roach

    14.3%
  3. Something you're deathly allergic to

    17.9%
  1. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Let's say you go out to eat, order a soup, and while eating it (yes you've already consumed some) you discover one of these things...

    A hair which kind of resembles a pube,

    A dead roach,

    A remnant of something you're deathly allergic to (if you have no food allergies pretend you do, and it's severe).



    ...You have to pick one. Which is it?


    *The pube may or may not have skin/tissue attached to it.
    If you're allergic you may or may not be within 15 minutes of a hospital/have access to an epi-pen.
    ...just use common sense and consider all angles/circumstances.
     
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  2. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Im picking the shit out of my food and never going back
     
  3. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    The fuck kinda question is this :fil:
     
  4. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Pubes!!
     
  5. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    You have to pick something!
     
  6. Mojopin

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    The hair would make me gag.

    The roach would make me puke.

    The allergy may kill me.

    I'm going with the hair.
     
  7. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    :yes:
     
  8. Charon

    Charon Soulless VIP

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    Ugh, probably a hair.
     
  9. Mojopin

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    I once got a burrito from Taco Bell a long time ago. I unwrapped it and there were small curly black hairs all over it. Looked like black people hair.

    I didn't eat it.
     
  10. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Keep in mind if you're allergic you probably have at least a few minutes to get to a hospital or access an epi-pen, etc. :grad:
     
  11. Teeney

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    Pube
     
  12. Mojopin

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    I'm not taking the chance.
     
  13. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    I am with Grid on that...

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  14. Mojopin

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    Smart.
     
  15. Stan Beeman

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    Devs pube
     
  16. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    Pube because I can use it to floss immediately.
     
  17. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Also keep in mind if the pube has any skin attached to it, it could contain disease. :grad:
     
  18. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Is the said item cooked to the point of killing off all germs?
     
  19. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    It's 2014. Nobody has pubes anymore. :rolleyes:

    ...except the cook at this particular dump.
     
  20. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    who's pubes?