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  1. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    I appreciate your advice in this matter except oderus.


    My wife is a Dallas Cowboys fan, fuck you Chirza. Should I get her a current players jersey, a recent past 1990's jersey ie Aikman etc., or a Hall of Famer jersey ie Staubach, Randy White, Dorsett, or even older player like Bob Lilly or Don Meredeth.

    And should I get a white or Blue away jersey.


    Me I just want an air compressor and some cock socks.
     
  2. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Can I kick it?!?! VIP Gold

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    Don't get her a jersey..everyone here says they are trashy. :coffee:
     
  3. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    I agree, but I need ideas and I am tired of getting her silpada jewelry and other shit. We are getting upgrades to our cell phones as the big gift.
     
  4. Satori Brah

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    Chriza is a fair weather Cowboys fan. I am a real Cowboys fan.

    Get her a Ryan Leaf blue jersey :coffee:
     
  5. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    I want a new trolling motor for my boat.

    Doc get her a white jersey. Hides the cum stains better if she were to blow u at halftime :mrpeanut:
     
  6. Chiva

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    Are you from Texas?
     
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    Romo rhymes with homo.
     
  8. DrSublux

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    dear god todd, that is my wife you are talking about....maybe I should get her a hairbrush:facepalm:
     
  9. DrSublux

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    what would you choose a ravens jersey or a Bucs jersey?
     
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    ohhh maybe a danny white jersey....i hated that fucker
     
  11. Cheri

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    Reggie isn't wearing a jersey
     
  12. Chiva

    Chiva Well-Known Member

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    I sit in the pirate ship and feel up Cheri's tits.

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  13. DrSublux

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    fuck you I am getting him one:cheer:
     
  14. RobsDad

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    Got my girl a Massage Envy gift card.

    She gets a 60 minute massage every month for a year.

    She's getting that.....some perfume, and panties from Victoria's Secret. OH! and I was able to buy everything online. Fuck that mall bullshit.
     
  15. Cheri

    Cheri Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I will line the kitty litter box with it
     
  16. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    send me your address Chivnigger I am sending you an doug williams creamsicle jersey...he is black

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    No, I am not

    Jason Witten, guaranteed Hall of Famer and lifetime Cowboy, white jersey would be a great choice

    /thread
     
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    big faggy Oh, sorry, my emotions are making me testy!

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    fuck your cat...teach him and toby to shit in the toilet
     
  20. Ralph

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    :nono: she is Catholic Get her a cross for that [​IMG]