A lot of the AG regulars are pretty convinced it won't be much longer now, so I thought maybe we should prepare something to give to his family, being as the message boards have been such a big part of his life. I'm sure he wouldn't want all of his accomplishments here to go unmentioned.
Fat fucks like him live forever. Look at High Pitch. I thought he would be dead in the 90's. He just finally got the beetus last fall. All those layers of fat keeps every disease and illness at bay. One day a single germ will tunnel it's way in and BAAM! He's gonna get every disease at once.
Fat. Stinky. Way into the Internet. Died of nutsack infection. Dinkus fucked him in all his butts. RIP
Read the thread, he's being attacked by subterranean furuncles from the inside out. He'll be on the kidney list soon.
In lieu of flowers, Dan's family requests that friends send money to help cover the hazardous waste disposal fees incurred in emptying Dan's hovel. And weed.
......he is proceeded in death by Roadside Crappy Pappy, Geneva, Cole Story and the drivers seat of his last 3 vehicles.
Daniel "AnimalGod" Mehlhorn succumbed to festering furuncle disease at Suite 1, near Many Lakes and Mansions, Michigan. Mehlhorn, a self-anointed internet celebrity, Dungeons and Dragons aficionado and convicted felon, was found dead with his Crisco encased fingers fused to a computer keyboard. A double leg amputee, Mehlhorn was known for his predatory behavior toward down on their luck crackwhores, his horrible personal hygiene and his general lack of any moral or ethical standards. He leaves behind many fictional girlfriends, some alleged family members and a number of mangy cats. Visitation will be at Suite 1, followed by burial at the Oakland County landfill. A luncheon will follow at the nearest Chinese buffet. In lieu of flowers, the cats have asked that donations be made to Dawgshed.com.
