What you saw today

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  1. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Wasnt anything very interesting

    Saw some people that looked like the whites of West Virginia hanging out at the funeral home.
    Saw a tatted up dude with a full on 80s Joe Dirt style mullet
    Saw an old man who apparently fell and cracked his melon getting worked on by EMTs
    Saw a cop so fat he could barely get into his car and sit there for a half hour scratching lottery tickets
     
  2. Artie Laugh

    Artie Laugh ****

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    In before Chriza.
     
  3. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Gridman http://www.dawgshed.com/images/smilies/vick.gif
     
  4. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Well gtfo..Chriza is funnier
     
  5. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Did you see FTM's pussy today?
     
  6. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    :peace:
     
  7. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    screw you griddy
     
  8. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    No but

    She's so swishy in her satin and tat
    In her frock coat
    and bipperty-bopperty hat
     
  9. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car?

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    You got me beat, Grid.
    Mowed my lawn
    Fertilized my lawn
    Worked
     
  10. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Does your dick go past your stomach? :c
     
  11. Popeye Saavedra

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    :nocheer:
     
  12. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    He hasn't seen his dick in years.
     
  13. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Does the gunt kinda suck it in?
     
  14. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    I saw a van that stuffed it into a rock bluff at highway speed (moments after it happened).
     
  15. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    :cheer:

    I once saw a biker get slammed by one truck into a semi ...His boots were about 50 yards away..I felt bad :nocheer:
     
  16. Popeye Saavedra

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    I didn't look that close, but I assume so.
     
  17. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    So yer sayin he didnt see his dick today either
     
  18. Mack

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    Dudes in black with "PAROLE AGENT" on their backs in yellow were all over that van and whoever was inside. :scared:
     
  19. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Today I interfaced with a young black boy, approximately 21 years of age, at the Foot Locker. He brought us numerous pairs of shoes from the back of the store, and was most courteous and helpful.

    All in all, it was an uplifting experience.
     
  20. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Saw a shitty thread