Entertainment What your worst thing about getting old ?

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  1. DuckDong

    DuckDong Well-Known Member

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    I hate the fact that I get ear hair , wtf is that ? That and I finally have a relationship with a nose hair trimmer.

    Other than that I'm cool with getting older.
     
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    Infinity Well-Known Member

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    That hair growing on my tragus. :eek:
     
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  3. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    I'm 63,couldn't tell ya.
    but everthing still works.
     
  4. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er VIP Gold

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    Realizing that you work until youre fucking 65 or 70 then enjoy 5 years of retirement until you die.
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    My balls now hit the water too
     
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    No. 2 Pencil "Shit Mult"

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    1. Less opportunities to bang young chicks.
    2. Closer to death.
     
  7. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car?

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    I realized too late that I was too hard on myself when I was younger. I wore a lot of body parts out right after the warranty expired.
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Pencil, No. 2. :nojj:
     
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    I can no longer trust a fart.
     
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    I'm 37 and I'm finding sleeping is getting harder. I have to stay up to 11 or I'll wake up at 5. Where as even five years ago I could sleep 8+ hours with no problem. I can never get as comfortable as I used to. Shitting is grosser. I'm more achey. Food isn't as good. Hangovers are worse. And I have to be more careful about how much I push my body or I risk pulling something.
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Shaft hair and need reading glasses
     
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    I am gonna go and surprise an old friend today in downtown Minneapolis....taking the day off...fuck it.
     
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    Getting to old to do what I love - being a firefighter...
     
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    statutory rape
     
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    Reading glasses
    Healing from minor strains and injuries takes so much longer...
     
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    pretty much exactly! nose hair, ear hair, the eye brows want to wander. i even have a bit of hair on my back. when the fuck did this happen? :noidea:

    and i can't toke hash as deeply as i used to. :mad:
     
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    yeah the less sleep thing is a real bitch. i'm fortunate that i can now take a 2 to 3 hour nap every day. learn to love the nap! :grad:


    my mind also remembers things that my body can no longer do. it leads to some aches and pains. :)
     
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    Watching the older generation in your family die while watching the babies grow into individuals of their own.
     
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    Damn that pesky shaft hair.
     
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    Naps are a must now. I usually pass out for 10-20min every day around 3. I sleep solid, but it's never comfortable anymore. I remember a time there wasn't much better than lying in bed and wrapped up in blankets. Those days appear to be long gone.
     
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