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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Dec 22, 2013.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I just got home from driving Miss Chriza to work. I have a bit of a hangover and I needed grease so I go to McDonald's on the way home for a spot of breakfast.

    I order 3 dollars worth of food. 2 of the little burritos and a sausage McMuffin.

    5 minutes later, she proceeds to hand me one of the big family sized bags with the handles.

    Long story short, she gave me the order of what was apparently a family of 8.

    :dancin:
     
  2. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    You finish it yet?
     
  3. Ben Dover

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    We know you can eat that all by yourself
     
  4. Shivvy

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    and you kept it? nice :lo5:
     
  5. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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  6. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    bunch of black kids arent getting breakfast because of Chriza
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    No my girlfriend's friend is here at my place so I gave her like half of it

    I'm gonna stuff myself and go back to bed :yes:
     
  8. BleedingGums

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  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Who the hell is THIS faggot?
     
  10. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Chrizas alone with the girlfriends friend? :omg:
     
  11. gilaet

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  12. face palm

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    can't she drive herself to work?
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :rolleyes:
     
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    Chrizas getting pussy :cheer2:
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    How many times am I going to have to explain this :facepalm:
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Put it all in. :c
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Chriza thinks everyone reads all his posts :no:
     
  18. Ben Dover

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    :coffee:
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Omg this food is salty. I wish that family had ordered a drink. :(
     
  20. face palm

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    i've never heard any explanation
    actually i don't give a shit