WTF what'd ya wank it to tonight?

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  1. Mr Cachexic

    Mr Cachexic Well-Known Member Banned User

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    i looked up little lupe for the first time


    then i finished off with nina hartley acting as hillary clinton getting double teamed by two black guys...something about having to relate to get off
     
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    So deep down you want to get railed by two black guys?
     
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    i cant believe this thread didnt become stickied
     
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    thats what you took from that? lol
     
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    [​IMG] do you like my hat?
     
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    Banged the wife.
    I like a good wank.. But nothing beats The real thing
    No pun intended
     
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    I cum on that hat
     
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    I just used the ol spank-bank!

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    lmao that just made my night

    im sure you've heard him calling the Celtics road games on league pass?

    also....JAMEEL WARNEY OMG!! you're on long island right? you must know about him
     
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    I've actually spoken to Scalabrine a bunch of times on NBA RADIO on SiriusXM. He's now USUALLY on weekday mornings co-hosting with Frank Isola from 7 to 10am but it varies every week.

    Really funny and cool guy - with wacky but accurate left turn and progressive NBA opinions. I thought we hit it off. Ill upload a few as I find them.
     
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    no shit, i'd like to hear that for sure

    i gotta do that sometime, always wanted to call nick and artie or felger and mazz but never did. usually my courage comes late at night, about this time haha

    we love scal up here too, hes an icon
     
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    You're the one that said it was something related too.
     
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    dont blame me for your disgusting PENIS VISIONS
     
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    Ooohhh tell me about it - my morning energy for that is next to zero. I need the synapses firing for a few hours. I find it a lil difficult to just start screaming about Kemba Walker's 36 point and 8 assist game - or Dame Lillard's All Star snub - or Enes Kanter's 24 pts and 14 rebs in 25 minutes at 7:20am.
     
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    lol or the fact that Jonas Jerebko somehow has the best +/- every fucking night or why nobody is noticing how much of an absolute monstrosity Nikola Jokic is?
     
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    I really wanted to actually use +/- in my fantasy league but NBA.com/Yahoo.com didn't offer it as a stategory.
     
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    never seen that as a stat but it'd be legit

    this is my first year of not being in a 30 team dynasty since 2011....started with the real wiz roster when they had jordan crawford and javale mcgee, when i quit my team included Westbrook, The Brow, Jimmy Butler and Kawhi. STACKED. used to absolutely dominate those 30 team leagues
     
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    They have some really dopey ones that get you wins like 3PA or fouls - might as well have +/- because it's actually a POSITIVE thing and the NHL has been using it for years.

    Don't get me started on the stat tweaks and analytics additions the NBA should have readily available for fans. The NBA stats are still too basic for fan consumption, and are in need of serious upgrades.
     
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    yeah it is kinda clouding the perception of whats really going on....Hassan Whiteside is the first one that comes to mind for me personally. people think hes some monster with the blocks but in reality Jared Sullinger is just as good of an interior presence and he hasnt yet jumped once in his nba career. just because dude blocks 4 shots per game doesnt make it okay for him to give up 6 more on missed blocks which take him out of position for not only the rebound but also allows his man to freely crash the board, etc

    basketball is not an easy game to understand....its very complex, each player makes a difference in how the other 4 interact with each other. trying to decode all those little things is what makes it great though, there's no other sport where you could theoretically take an all star talent off a certain roster entirely and that team get better by freeing things up. such a fascinating sport
     
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