What'd you get for Valentine's day?

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  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    For the guys.......I'm hoping to hear stories of your woman making you a wicked meal, and meeting you at the door in lingerie and heels.

    For the girls......pretty sure it'll only be flowers and chocolate.

    I'm single, so I didn't do SHIT. But.....I still got roses. Can't make him give up..........and it was goddamn nice. Very sweet. Kinda melted my ice-cold heart a tiny bit.
     
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    Valentines Day is for rubes.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Eat me
     
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    Making myself some Elios pizza. :hat:
     
  5. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    That would be a lovely Valentine's day present. :wub:
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I take it that you didn't have a hot chick meeting you at the door in slinky shit.

    Sorry 'bout your luck sunshine. :console:
     
  8. Vyb

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    I got a crippled Mrs. Vyb. Happy Valentines Day. :party:
     
  9. eliasbboy

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    :funny::lol::rofl::jj:
     
  10. Slippy

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    Least you got her. If she can't fight back right now, strip her down and dress her in whatever you choose. ;)
     
  11. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    I got a new Homer Simpson pint glass filled with tasty chocolate balls :horseback:
     
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    I got pizza.
     
  13. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I tell Mrs. Vyb all the time she should meet me at the door in lil outfits with an Old Fashioned waiting on me. She just kinda rolls her eyes. :rolleyes:
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'm going to go home, drink some wine and jerk my dick
     
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    I didn't do or get nuthin.
    Rub it in why don't ya.
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    What's this wine shit, homo?
     
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    I texted my wife happy v day.
     
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    I got nothing because cats can't buy presents. :cry:
     
  19. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Chlamydia...
     
  20. Slippy

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    Sometimes, women just don't understand some simple basics with men.

    Sometimes, women just don't understand some simple basics with men.


    Perhaps it's my horny tendencies.......but i was a GREAT wife. If I had a husband.....or boyfriend, I'd have cooked a wicked meal, met him at the door half naked, dropped to my knees, then toss him against a wall.

    I seriously need to get laid again. This is just unhealthy.