Whatever happened to Elegant Elliott Offen?

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  1. BatmiteReturns

    BatmiteReturns Well-Known Member

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    Listening the impossibly insane packs put together by Mr. Todd Packer and am currently reliving Elegant Elliott Offen.

    Whatever happened to this fruit? I know he was banned from the building after threatening Gary but what has he been up to lately?

    RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT?
     
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    He still gets spotted running around NY from time to time.


    Last picture I can find of him...

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    career grifter
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    He's around.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Seriously though, he was banned from the Sirius building for punching a hole in the studio wall.
     
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    I'm currently listening to shows from Nov. 2006. He was on as a caller for an NFL contest with a $25k prize. His agreement to appear on the show included plugs for some kind of paid phone message service. Howard kept complaining that Elliot's plugs were too long. Gary said he would just record Elliot's weekly football picks to trim the airtime.
     
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    Hahaha that's awesome.

    Thanks for posting the pic.

    That's GANGSTA TALK FOR THE APPRECIATION! HELLLLLLO!

    BTW, I just found this forum. I used to lurk on Mutt's board until all the traffic died off.

    Excellent site!
     
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    Welcome to the dark side....Glad to have you here.
     
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    I always though if Stern were to go out like Lennon it would be because of this guy.
     
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    Howard really is like a frightened old lady in that any little commotion in the studio halls and he gets scared, he's nervous, his eyes are darting back and forth and he's telling security to never let them in again. A.J. Benza, Gilbert, Artie, Elliott, i'm too lazy to think of the rest..

    The DI-DACTIC, DELUDED, DESPICABLE DOUCHEBAG!

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    Old Howard always welcomed the confrontations and in-studio fighting.

    New (frail) Howard does not.

    It's amazing. I stopped listening to Stern right before he made his first AGT announcement. I started listening to other podcasts and older Best Of shows. Friends would tell me to not even bother with the more current Howard because it's just not the same. I found Todd Packer's excellent list on YouTube and haven't been back.
     
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    Gangster talk for pussy cancer

     
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    Going back and listening to all of earliest appearances he starts out crazy but cordial to everyone. After the 3rd appearance he starts insulting Gary, Belzer, Benjy and finally Miss Ophelia. The cunt cancer was a classic.

    Elliot may be one of the greatest wack packers ever. Not as great as Big Foot it is but top 5.
     
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    RRRRIIIIIGGHHTTTTTT! :snicker:
     
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    He punched a hole in the sirius hallway :punch:
     
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    Never saw this one before.
     
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    My name is Joe Corsin and I am the Maitre d' & Bouncer of the World Famous Stage Delicatessan in New York City.

    My career was temporarily derailed after I disrespected Sam Offen, the father of infamous gangster Elegant Elliot Offen. He beat me viciously, pummeling me with double haywires until I was hemmoraging blood.

    The cops were about to pinch Elegant until he to squashed the beef with 7500 dollars....... I was out of line with my untoward comments and for this I would like to apologize to Ellegant and his father.







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