Entertainment Whatever happened to the 90 minute movie?

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  1. daphnejoanes

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    The original “Rambo” is an economical 91 minutes. “Annie Hall” is 94. So is “The Road Warrior.” And “Easy Rider,” even with the long drug sequence. “Fast Times at Ridgemont High” needs only 92 minutes to convey the entire high school experience.
     
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    anal
     
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    Why have a 90 minute movie when you can have a 2 1/2 hour movie with 90 minutes of material bloated out with useless subplots, useless scenes, and a lot of slo motion?
     
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    show us your tits
     
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    If the porn's good, I just need 3-5 minutes. :dontknow:
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Show us your box
     
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    Because they don't have to squeeze a movie onto film reels anymore and instead of arbitrary time limits, people tell the stories they want in the time they feel they need?
     
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    I'm good 30 seconds in on mediocre Porn.
     
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    I didn't think about the reels. But still some of this shit can stop 90 mins in.
     
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    Show us your tits and box
     
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    wtf
     
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    Your heard me SHOW IT
     
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    i like my moneys worth
    give me 2 hours
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    90 minutes isn't enough time for product placement.
     
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    Ok I can understand that. Movies are expensive but 2 hours is it.
     
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    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez

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    Most of Stallone's films are 90 minutes, so it gets played more often at the theater = more $$

    The 60's had a lot of 3+ hour epics "Lawrence of Arabia" "Dr. Zhviago" Don't know how anyone in those days could take such a long movie.
     
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    Let's see some titties and box. Do it!
     
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    90 minutes is about all I can sit still for. With a zillion trailers at the beginning.
     
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    you first
     
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    I'm shy. You first.
     
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