What's a good text to send a girl youre interested in?

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    Like on a random weekday just to say hi or something. The only time I talk with the girl I'm seeing now is when we actually meet up, and that's only once or twice a week.
     
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    Have any of you actually ever texted a girl before?
     
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    Wanna get a pizza and fuck?
     
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    we need koc in this thread immediately :yell:
     
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