Whats a matta you!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gwarn1, Nov 15, 2015.

  1. Gwarn1

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    Hey!
     
  2. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    How long you been sittin on this gem of a thread?
     
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  3. Gwarn1

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    I thought of it last night at work.

    No pics
     
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    dumbass
     
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    1000 post thread
     
  6. Gwarn1

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    Drunk butt stabber
     
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    Bro God Bless Donald Trump VIP Gold

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    Ahhh shuddupa you face
     
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    Hang out thread :woot:
     
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    Stab ONE butt when yer drunk... :fil:
     
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  10. LonghornJ

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    You ever have that happen when she's on top and it slips out and hits the back door and she gets all mad like you did it on purpose?

    I've never had that happen because my dick so big, but I've heard stories
     
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  11. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Single

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    :winner: I was curious as to how long it would take for one of you idiots to get the obscure reference, reps to you
     
  12. geo

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    i'm eating cinnamon fire jolly ranchers. :smile:
     
  13. Gwarn1

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    Hooray! :cheer:
     
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    Oddly enough I was thinking about doing this the other day. Weird.
     
  15. Gwarn1

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    my ex would make me go wash my ding dong after that so it didnt get doo doo in her Fifi
     
  16. LonghornJ

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    Mid sex she would brush you off to go wash your dick?

    That's a mood killer
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Mantra plus yantra equals tantra. VIP

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    Did she have a hot shit in the chamber?
     
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  18. Gwarn1

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    yes, it became automatic after a few years. it wasnt the worst thing I went through so oh well
     
  19. Gwarn1

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    I dont think so, she always evacuated very well. i think I fucked her in the ass about a thousand times and never had feces on my tallywhacker
     
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    Gee eee of Goddamn, Motherfucking, Cocksucking Oh! Jesus H. Christ Woman! :derp: