Whats a matta you!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gwarn1, Nov 15, 2015.

  1. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Single VIP

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    Hey!
     
  2. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    How long you been sittin on this gem of a thread?
     
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  3. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Single VIP

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    I thought of it last night at work.

    No pics
     
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  4. Phil McKrakin

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    dumbass
     
  5. wetback

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    1000 post thread
     
  6. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Single VIP

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    Drunk butt stabber
     
  7. Bro

    Bro There is no Dana VIP Gold

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    Ahhh shuddupa you face
     
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    Hang out thread :woot:
     
  9. Phil McKrakin

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    Stab ONE butt when yer drunk... :fil:
     
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  10. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    You ever have that happen when she's on top and it slips out and hits the back door and she gets all mad like you did it on purpose?

    I've never had that happen because my dick so big, but I've heard stories
     
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  11. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Single VIP

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    :winner: I was curious as to how long it would take for one of you idiots to get the obscure reference, reps to you
     
  12. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    i'm eating cinnamon fire jolly ranchers. :smile:
     
  13. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Single VIP

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    Hooray! :cheer:
     
  14. Bro

    Bro There is no Dana VIP Gold

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    Oddly enough I was thinking about doing this the other day. Weird.
     
  15. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Single VIP

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    my ex would make me go wash my ding dong after that so it didnt get doo doo in her Fifi
     
  16. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Mid sex she would brush you off to go wash your dick?

    That's a mood killer
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    Did she have a hot shit in the chamber?
     
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  18. Gwarn1

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    yes, it became automatic after a few years. it wasnt the worst thing I went through so oh well
     
  19. Gwarn1

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    I dont think so, she always evacuated very well. i think I fucked her in the ass about a thousand times and never had feces on my tallywhacker
     
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  20. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    Gee eee of Goddamn, Motherfucking, Cocksucking Oh! Jesus H. Christ Woman! :derp: