Entertainment What's a movie that gave you blue balls?

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'm going to ignore the pitifully obvious answers like Phantom Menace or Crystal Skull because come on. Let's not be lazy you fucking faggots.

    I'm going with both of the American Godzilla movies. When the 1998 one came out I was a little nigga and was so excited and that movie sucked the sweat off a dead man's balls


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    So then fast forward 16 years later and they make another one and this one has Heisenberg and because I'm a dumb fucking retard I allow myself to get excited again and, God help me, this one is even fucking worse than the Matthew Broderick one YES IT IS


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    what are you a fucking VCR
     
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    I'm going to destroy your dick
     
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    only thing I remember about Godzilla 98 was that god awful p-diddy & jimmy page kashmir cover...and that there was a bunch of Simpsons folks in it....

    This movie features more Simpson voice actors than any other project besides The Simpsons (1989) itself: Hank Azaria, Harry Shearer and Nancy Cartwright. The Simpsons and its creators are huge Godzilla fans and Godzilla, and his roar is used quite frequently in the show.
     
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    So a Godzilla movie gave Chriza blue balls!?!

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    Yeah and they were all embarrassingly bad

    I'll concede that that movie was corny as dongs but it was at least fleetingly fun, albeit in very small doses

    The new one was so bad it just made me sick to me stomach, I wanted to fart in Kick Ass's face
     
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    I was disappointed by the Tenacious D movie.
     
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    It had Elizabeth Olsen and she is hot as knobs


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    Godzilla only scares Japs and homos. And homo Japs.

    I'm pretty sure I could kill Godzilla with the propane tank off of my grill and a flare gun.
     
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    Same. I didn't even finish it, I turned it off halfway. Would have done the same for Godzilla if I hadn't been watching with someone else.
     
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    This is not a Godzilla thread


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    there was so much hype about it too, but it was just fucking boring...& a waste of Cranston's talent. he was barely in it from what I remember.
     
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    Every few years I re-watch this because I'm trying to convince myself that I like it. I mean with that cast, it has to be good right?

    Nope. Every few years I'm disappointed all over again. :nojj:


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    Yeah what a fucking tease. I got Breaking Bad balls too.
     
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