What's an e legend?

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  1. larryluncg

    larryluncg Empty VIP Gold

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    Please help. I want to become one so badly
     
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  2. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Post pic
    Get a schtick
    Share dysfunctional moments in your life

    Then you will become e-legend.
     
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  3. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    Stick a hairbrush up a chick s butt = e-legend
     
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  4. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

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    To truly become e-legend:

    1. Post too much
    2. Post images, shtick, fuckery, get a following
    - THEN SUDDENLY
    3. You lose control of the fuckery
    4. Your fuckery creates a life of its own, destroying you and your family
    5. Your account is banned (if you do it right your history is deleted)
    - WAIT NINE DAYS
    6. Get account back
    7. FINNEGAN BEGINAGAIN
     
  6. sickfeeling

    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

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    there was a lot of work leading up to that
    besides the alkyhol
     
  7. larryluncg

    larryluncg Empty VIP Gold

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  8. larryluncg

    larryluncg Empty VIP Gold

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    :lol:
     
  9. Mur

    Mur soon VIP

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    have your own hangout thread
     
  10. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    :jerk:
     
  11. Sammy13

    Sammy13 I love The Cookie Banned User

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    :echick:
     
  12. Sammy13

    Sammy13 I love The Cookie Banned User

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    :worm:
     
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  13. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    Make threads that have a minimum 7-1 violence to post ratio
     
  14. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Send pictures of your penis....that isnt really your own penis, 'cause you are too ashamed of your own tiny package, or call random chicks after getting their # in stalkerish ways - then demand they pay you for the obnoxious call....or hit Zales.
     
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  15. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    I've already done all of this.
     
  16. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    OR....send a letter written in 5 colors of crayon, with birth control pills.
     
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  17. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    That's why you're a damn legend!!!!
     
  18. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    In my own mind anyway.

    How the heck are ya sloppy? :hug:
     
  19. Psyche

    Psyche Freethinker

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    Slippy :cheer:
     
  20. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    good sirs :hat:
    I'm still kicking, ff! Liike a bad case of herpes. Can't get rid of me.
     
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