Discussion in 'The Bar' started by larryluncg, Oct 14, 2014.
Please help. I want to become one so badly
Get a schtick
Share dysfunctional moments in your life
Then you will become e-legend.
Stick a hairbrush up a chick s butt = e-legend
To truly become e-legend:
1. Post too much
2. Post images, shtick, fuckery, get a following
- THEN SUDDENLY
3. You lose control of the fuckery
4. Your fuckery creates a life of its own, destroying you and your family
5. Your account is banned (if you do it right your history is deleted)
- WAIT NINE DAYS
6. Get account back
7. FINNEGAN BEGINAGAIN
there was a lot of work leading up to that
besides the alkyhol
have your own hangout thread
Make threads that have a minimum 7-1 violence to post ratio
Send pictures of your penis....that isnt really your own penis, 'cause you are too ashamed of your own tiny package, or call random chicks after getting their # in stalkerish ways - then demand they pay you for the obnoxious call....or hit Zales.
I've already done all of this.
OR....send a letter written in 5 colors of crayon, with birth control pills.
That's why you're a damn legend!!!!
In my own mind anyway.
How the heck are ya sloppy?
I'm still kicking, ff! Liike a bad case of herpes. Can't get rid of me.