What's beige, 2 inches long and can be both soft and hard?

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  1. Napoleon V2

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    Hint co_k
     
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    cork
     
  4. Napoleon V2

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    Yes^
     
  5. gilaet

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    This was fun.
     
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    Please delete thread
     
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    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    Be based, bro.
     
  8. Mur

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    hoochie bin
     
  9. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car?

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    What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and moist.
     
  10. Mur

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    A noodle?
     
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    a conk
     
  12. Napoleon V2

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    The US in Vietnam
     
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    Schloopys hemroids
     
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    WHO IN THE FUCK IS THIS FAGGOT????????????????????????:lol:
     
  16. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    That SB shit mult's all over the board calling me Schloopy and insulting me. :jj:
     
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    You got roids schmoop? Maybe you should get a softer chair to sit on back in the work shop.
     
  18. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car?

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    Bubblegum
     
  19. Napoleon V2

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    good answer
     
  20. Schmoopy

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    Your title shouldn't be allowed, cow tipper. :nono:


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