What's Beth Ostrosky Stern's Venereal Disease?

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  1. Peau de Soie

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    As documented in excess, Howard never wore condoms with his first wife, and ALWAYS wears them with Beth Ostrosky Stern. Howard is a self-proclaimed germophobe.

    So what exactly do you think Beth's venereal disease is? And why do you think Howard's so afraid of it?

    I'd make a poll but I'm not that familiar with the current crop of VDs.
     
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    Howard only cares about money. A child would mean loosing money. Is as simple as that.
    Its fact how Howard locks his condoms in a safe so that Beth cant put holes in them. Howard flushed the condoms down the tube. Beth is digging in the toilet trying to get the condom out.
    Howard does not want to be blown since Beth would take the sperm and make her pregnant.
     
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    Fertility
     
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    Hoof and mouth disease.
     
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    ...she must have herpes
     
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    Yeah, I figure herpes, but why turn his sex life to shit just to avoid it, especially IF he plans on staying with her?
     
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    Well, she only shits once a month so she cant be healthy.
     
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    Those sheiks are riddled with all manner of diseases. Howard's being sensible
     
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    Winst knows the truth.
     
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    ...maybe he just keeps rewinding the video in his head of beth with the guy who soiled her. she probably didnt tell him til after the engagement chicken and told him she never gave him sex when she was active. thats not good enough for a germaphobe, he probably feels he escaped infection and its the rubber from now on. shes a cunty bitch anyway, he should pay her off and move on. he cant make a star out of cowshit might as well throw in the terrible towel.

    howard tore maria menunos a new ass for the bikini shit yet his horse put on giant ugly rubber boots to pose in a bikini in the snow. only real difference is people actually wanted to see mm in a bikini while everyone else is asking who the fuck is the horse toothed blonde.
     
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    So which VDs are contraindicated for Ambien?
     
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    Howard doodled away from that animal cruelty story the other day...:coffee:
     
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    Probably something she caught from a camel.
     
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    She's got the CLAP...

    Crab
    Lice from
    A
    Pelican
     
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    HPV (cervical warts)
     
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    Let's ask Crazy Cabbie.

    He'd know.
     
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    Equine herpesvirus 3 (EHV-3)
    The disease is spread through direct and sexual contact and possibly through flies carrying infected vaginal discharge.
     
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    I support OP's assertion.

    At the very least I believe Beth Ostrosky Stern contracted Genital Warts from her wild European escort days. (maybe the Herps too)


    I read that around half of all sexually active adults will contract G-dubs at some point in their lives so the odds would put Beth as having contracted it at least seventy times.

    He always wanted a 'dirty filthy girl'.


    Michael Douglas' throat cancer was the result of going down on Catherine Zeta-Jones tainted love hole, according to Stern's speculation.


    Add to that Howard's view that oral sex is demeaning to women, Beth doesn't need it, he doesn't want it.

    Nigga please!


    A few minutes of vigorous missionary is all a woman really needs, it's enough already!

    :rolleye::rolleye::rolleye:
     
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    Where is he these days? We should find him & offer him money to talk.
     
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    ...has this been confirmed?