WTF What's going on in this pic?

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    This pic was in a major paper this morning...:munch2:


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    I think it's to keep vampires away
     
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  3. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    It's a Howard Stern repellent.
     
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    Somebody had too much to drink last night and can't find their panties.
     
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    One of the Golden Girls is getting laid. And paid.

    Hopefully the one that is still alive.
     
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    Is that a skid mark on them panties?!! :eek:



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    HowieStearn HateClub

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    do not want to sniff
     
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    Someone shat their knickers. It would be insensitive of me to assume it was a woman.
     
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    Is that the door to a Kardashian bedroom. :gross:
     
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    Beth with her ghost writter working on the yoda book while Howard watches The Good Wife
     
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    Mum 'regrets' sharing revenge porn snaps of boyfriend's 18-year-old lover after finding knickers under bed
    Lorraine Donoghue, 32, admitted her actions were “nasty” and warned women not to do the same thing – after she was placed on the sex offenders’ register
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    Regret: Lorraine Donoghue has apologised for her actions
    A mum who shared revenge porn of her boyfriend's intimate messages with an 18-year-old lover on Facebook has said she regrets her actions.
    Lorraine Donoghue admitted her actions were “nasty” and warned women not to do the same thing – after she was placed on the sex offenders’ register.
    The 32-year-old was devastated when she found a pair of women's knickers and a sex toy under the bed of boyfriend Willie Crawford in April.
    Lorraine had given birth to her daughter just six months previously.
    The mum of three was then horrified to find graphic pictures and homemade sex videos of her 37-year-old partner romping with his 18-year-old lover in his Facebook account.
    Read more: Dad posted revenge porn on ex-lover's Facebook profile after hacking her account, court told
    The Scottish Daily Record reports Lorraine sent around six of the intimate images to friends in private messages on Facebook.
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    Discovery: Lorraine found knickers under her boyfriend's bed
    She also sent images to the girl’s mum and boyfriend along with the message: “Here’s your girlfriend.”
    Prosecutor Graham McLachlan said the photos, six in all, showed the girl “unclothed and engaged
    in sexual activity” with Donoghue’s partner.
    Now after escaping a prison sentence, Lorraine has spoken out to warn others – and told how she was hauled in front of the courts for trying to get back at her cheating ex.
    Lorraine said: “I had just had a child, then when our daughter was only six weeks old I found a pair of women’s knickers under Willie’s bed and I knew they were not mine.
    “He denied cheating on me and then threw me out on the street with our baby girl.
    “It was only later that I realised I knew his Facebook password so I logged in and had a look.
    “There in his private messages were disgusting pictures and videos of him and this young teenager having sex and I felt instantly sick.
    “I couldn’t believe he would do this to me. When I realised she knew about me too and was happy to sleep with him behind my back when I was pregnant, it just left me speechless.
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    Couple: Lorraine with Willie Crawford
    “There were loads of messages between him and her, even discussing what I’d found, and I knew then they had been sleeping together behind my back while I was pregnant for about a year.
    “Times, dates, they were all there. I could see he had even sent his friends the video of them having sex and they had all been laughing and asking to see more.
    “Then in a moment of madness and utter desperation and anger, I took some screen grabs and mailed them to people I knew.
    “I even sent them to Willie and the girl and although I knew it was really nasty, I sent some to her mum and her boyfriend so they could see her and what she was doing.”
    The messages, which have since been obtained by the Record, reveal love-rat Crawford promising the teen that he was “100 per cent” hers.
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    Message: Lorraine passed on chat messages between the two
    He also promised the teenager he had chosen her over his newborn daughter while other messages reveal the pair discussing how Lorraine had found the underwear.
    Crawford wrote: “That last pair that was on my door handle that night was meant to be under my bed. You’re the only bird I’ve had at mine ever.”
    It was then that Lorraine claims Crawford and his teenage lover began to taunt her.
    In one message – which included a photo of the 18-year-old fully clothed sitting on the couple’s former bed – she wrote: “I hope you had as much fun as me.”
    Previous messages from Crawford show him sending Lorraine pictures of his other girlfriends and claiming one woman was pregnant with his child.
    The message reads: “She’s having ma bairn, there you go, boom. Up the duff.”
    Crawford added: “She’s stole your man,” and told her, “it’s been going on for months, yes, I’ll leave you.
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    Court: Lorraine was placed on the sex offenders register
    Lorraine, from Falkirk, claims she was shocked to discover times and dates on messages between the pair proved that Crawford had even met up with the teen while she had been in labour with their daughter.
    Now Lorraine has warned other women not to seek revenge and risk jail time.
    Lorraine said: “I know it was stupid, but it was done in a moment of utter madness when I was so deeply hurt.

    “I knew he was a womaniser and he had cheated before but when I left he wouldn’t leave me alone and begged me to take him back.

    “Then I found out I was pregnant and I was desperate for our baby to come into the world with a mum and dad so I forgave him and believed him when he begged for forgiveness.

    “He disappeared when I was in labour and kept telling me he had a job – but when I found the messages on Facebook, I found out that he had been to see her.
    “The night we had argued and he had thrown me out on the street with our daughter he had her round later too.
    “It is his fault but I don’t understand any woman who would do that to a woman she knows about, who is lying in a hospital bed giving birth all alone. I was always suspicious but he would tell me I was mad.
    “I even told his boss I thought he was using his lorry to pick her up and drive about with her but he just laughed at me.
    “In the end, he wasn’t worth it. I am a mum and have kids to think about and I shouldn’t have done what I did.
    At Falkirk Sheriff Court last month, Lorraine pleaded guilty to contravention of the Telecommunications Act by sending indecent or obscene photos by means of a public electronic communications network.
    Her pleas of not guilty to two further charges, of causing the other girl’s mum and boyfriend to look at a sexual image by sending them unsolicited messages by social networking – both contrary to the Sexual Offence (Scotland) Act – were accepted by the Crown.
    In October, Lorraine had been placed on the sex offenders’ register – usually used for rapists and paedophiles – but last week she was shown mercy by a Sheriff, who has since ordered her name to be taken off the register.
    Sheriff Linda Smith cancelled an interim order which had put Lorraine on the sex crimes register, and ruled that her offence contained “no sexual aggravation”.
    Lorraine was placed under supervision for 15 months and ordered to do 120 hours’ unpaid work for sending the “obscene” images.
    Sheriff Smith said: “Clearly your motivation was vengeful, not sexual.”
     
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    Dem brits are cray cray! :lookatme:
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    Definitely shit all over those panties....wtf
     
  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I saw some Scottish women in the flesh and they looked like Rod Stewart the "Hot Legs" video except super fat.
     
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    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    Could be period blood.
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    I don't know if that's better.
     
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    Shouldn't this be on the "nothing can save Europe now" thread?
     
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    15 minutes is up! Please return to the rock from which you came from under. :foff: